They can make the conditions intolerable enough that they decide to go back of their own volition. Like, say, separating them from their children....

Most people wearing Pampers Swaddlers are younger than the target market for Sesame Street/not watching it/not able to recognize stylized characters.

I was in high school before having this realization about my Aunt Sarah.

That describes most of the puppet characters.

None of the other puppet characters are assumed to be adults. Are Bert & Ernie?

Miss Piggy is a Muppet, and not a Sesame Street character. She does not exist to teach preschoolers lessons about friends, and has been demonstrated to have at least a romantic orientation.

Yeah, but when it’s white people who normally speak in an entirely different dialect appropriating the quote without absorbing an appropriate anti-racist message, it’s a problem.

Sort of. Except they can’t just dump minor children on the street once those 30 days are up to await a hearing; they are nominally waiting to be connected with family/sponsors in the US.

No. It’s reasonably obvious whether they have a penis or a vulva. That doesn’t actually tell you their gender, or (interestingly enough) their chromosomes.

My kid is pretty picky, and will happily eat maybe one of these a week. Both the bread and the jam would get fuzzy before we’d finish them. The packaging is less likely to leak and the bread to freezer burn than if I made them myself ahead of time.

Shrimp are less likely to smear on people’s hands than peanut butter, and (given that they are usually either warm or cold and not Kosher) less likely to be served to picky messy kids for lunch.

I’ll admit, I want the Marvel TV universe to do a Kamala Khan follow-up to this, and the show doesn’t even exist yet.

That’s because of the lack of women.

Wasn’t the Serena Williams outfit with the tutu everyone was loving on last week a black one-shoulder?

Pittsburgh has a program, Resolve Crisis Helpline. It’s somewhere between suicide hotline and place to call when you see someone who seems to need immediate mental health assistance.

Why would it be untaxed? I mean, the taxes aren’t directly taken out, but it should count as gift money that you have to report.

But maybe we should ban penile circumcision on infants. Again, non-medically necessary.

Eh, my cup size expanded a fair amount (DD to G), so just having a bigger band still wouldn’t actually contain them.

Also, whyyyyyy do they assume pregnant women never need to carry stuff? It’s like they take normal terrible women’s pant pockets and slice off two inches.

I was not able to keep the rubber band around my jeans button.