not a prude, but someone’s got potty mouth.

Every time someone says “use the cloud”, in my head, it sounds like a CIA accent echoing in a tin foil hat.

The State Department was in disarray long before Trump

NAR = Taking out second mortgage

What? Not going to list the contraindicators for a tourniquet?

I don’t know why schools don’t teach basic first aid. Makes no sense why they focus on the theories / concepts that offer the lowest probability to allow you to be successful in life.

Exactly, then you’re naked and dead. AND, if you’re a dude, the blood loss won’t make your junk look big.

Ivanka must be cold...

(Elon Musk puts flame thrower down. Tear begins to form)

Exactly why there’s a glass ceiling, to provide a noise barrier...

Because she needed to write about something and the deadline was fast approaching.

“We love exploring all the various cultures” - Hipsters in America

TLDR

Those T-Shirt canons can’t compare to the XDS

You know that every time you purchase one of those shirts, the money is going to the NRA...

I’m surprised how many mom’s post pictures of their kids online

I know, right?!? So un-original.

There should be a rule that women should be required to post at least one photo without makeup.

I leave mine on incase I have to remote in for a copy of my passport, to use as a VPN or retrieve an important document (no, I don’t trust Dropbox)

Why aren’t people attacking the elephant in the room - F&*( kids’ diapers.