A mandatory field skill in the infantry

My f*&) cat.

“Hot to stop giving amazon your money” posted directly next to a Kinja advertisement...

We’ll see how many Uber / Lyft drivers print this out and post it in the cars

I never give “Outstanding” reviews unless the service was truly outstanding.

How is this legal?

You mean super glue and glitter isn’t the best option?

“You can grate or mince ginger, but it’s just easier to scoop out three heaping spoonfuls from a jar...”

I’ll show them!

CPA

“Bout time you’re home, grab the chainsaw and get to gettin. You’re not going to be a freeloader like them other 6 year-olds!”

When you’ve had to watch it 5 million times and need adult beverages to cope.

What do voiceovers of these same movies sound like in other countries? Do the “bad” guys have an American accent?

worst hack advice.

Ummm....No Thank You.

That’s a pretty bold statement...

1st touch - ears perk up

This is such a Millennial “hack”... better yet - a hack’s hack.

Sorry white folks. It’s only discrimination if whites are doing it against anyone else.

Bad enough I have to ween the kid off of sucking his thumb and a pacifier...