This is amazing. Who are you trying to parody here? Old racist uncle? Half-hearted Skip Bayless? The reanimated corpse of Andy Rooney?
Go listen to some Critical Role and get that lady boner worked.
Cyborg cowboy, you yellow-bellied hypocrite!
This is now a Seinfeld episode.
INT Yankee Stadium
Kramer forces way into women’s restroom
Yeah, that whole thing where they placed 1-2-3 in the 100m hurdles, took gold in both men and women’s long jump, finishing 1-2 in the women’s, or took home a medal for both men and women’s steeplechase, which they hadn’t done in years, or when the US men beat the reigning world champions in straight sets in…
What does it feel like to have your lifelong dream dashed in an instant? How would you react?
Tonight three legends of swimming—Michael Phelps, Chad Le Clos, and László Cseh—turned in identical times to share…
It’s been known for a while that Overwatch has a lower tick rate—that is, how often servers update to reflect what…
Endorsements? If Lilly King had won this medal without all this controversy, nobody would remember her name by Thursday. By speaking out like this and shit talking the Ruskie, she’s made her event a massive storyline and grown her legend. Her endorsement potential has absolutely skyrocketed.
The fact that she cannot do burst damage the same way as Hanzo or Widowmaker speaks to her age
Hanzo and Widow.
Sure, that’s what we needed, right?
Winston needs *something.* I’m not sure exactly what it is but he’s missing it. Hell, maybe just up his melee damage so that I actually feel like a 600lb gorilla hitting someone instead of just a love tap.
Reinhardt still has his place. Her matrix is still too narrow to provide great coverage for teammates. People also still like to play her as a flanker/harasser as well (as evidence by Kirk’s post) which means there’s no one to protect teammates/push the payload without another tank. While Winston has always been…
Not really. D.Va is more viable as a tank but ultimately she’s still not a good tank to soak up damage like Reinhardt nor is she good for charging in like Winston.
When Elon Musk finally emerged from pulling his small-amounts-of-crack-fueled all-nighter and finally delivered his…
Let me clarify - my base problem with this is that Nintendo hasn’t/can’t/won’t unify the ability to get these games on their current VC capable machines, but is using nostalgia and hipsters to sell this product. It’s a great strategy, but it leaves me scratching my head as to why the 3DS and the Wii U don’t share the…
Agreed, but for me, none of those rules you cited are used to potentially protect one team from the others’ in-game strategy.
Yes, that seems like a pretty legitimate way to get back into a basketball game: limit your opponents’ ability to score points.
This is fairly ridiculous and Silver never should have caved. The argument that the NBA is in the entertainment business is weakass. All sports are in the entertainment business. Shitty-shooting players and the teams they belong to should not be helped out by the rulebook. If you don’t want your player intentionally…