I don’t really understand why dumb trolling is the Thing now.

An offering from Billy Shakes, it ain’t, but it was a fun read.

I would suggest listening to the Audio Book version as read by Wil Wheaton. I’m not usually a fan of audio books, but listening to them while working is a necessity when your work could be dangerous given the distraction of holding a book or tablet. That…

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

IS it NECESSARY for Lebron to drink his own urine?? No, but he does it anyway because it’s sterile and he likes the taste.

I feel like you could have boiled this whole article down to:

Let’s be honest - they can only move so far in each installment of the movie.

now, now, now - no need for facts to get in the way

Because he joined Garnett, Pierce, and Allen in Boston? I missed that.

LOL, c’mon, it was “blatantly obvious meddling” when the refs ejected a dude who’d whipped his mouthpiece into the front row and hit a fan with it? The Warriors were down a dozen with four minutes to play when that happened, and no player in the NBA would not have been ejected in those circumstances. You’ll have to…

“OK sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”

Not a bullshit stat because Lebron scored more points on 120 fewer shots.

Wait, why is this something to hate on this guy about? I mean, I know hes the Nickleback of sports professionals, but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

Wait, is somebody actually trying to solve a problem before it gets out of hand and the government has to get involved? Are they allowed to do that?

You’re so right. I mean, it’s so much worse to wear a towel over your head, then, oh I don’t know RUNNING A FUCKING BOUNTY PROGRAM TO DECAPITATE THE OTHER TEAMS PLAYERS?

So SAS can’t believe someone has the high profile and well paying job he does, despite the fact he clearly sucks at it and seems to be almost universally despised.

they’re not ditching it, actually! what it sounds like they’ve done is tweak the system so that it can better differentiate between a “natural” streak (that is, when luck is on your side or laughably against you) and streaks born of unfair practices like smurfing. here’s a full quote from Scott Mercer that I…

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

Given that all of the Autopilot assisted miles that Tesla has under its belt have been statistically safer and less fatal than normal, human controlled driving has been, I’d say that still calling it “beta” is conservative.

Given that this technology is involved in a potentially dangerous and life-threatening activity, I’m perfectly fine with them continuing to be conservative and calling it beta.

If you don’t like it, don’t be an early adopter (or don’t live in NJ). Wait until its good and mature and buy it then (or live somewhere else). How many times has Tesla said Autopilot is still beta?