*HBO’s CEO of tits decides not to send a Linkedin request to Apple.*

The regular bill of rights still works digitally.

Something in his brain apparently snapped post-9/11 (see also Dennis Miller).

““Free speech is free speech—it’s not Jack Dorsey’s version of free speech,” Woods told AP, adding that, if he deleted this particular tweet, he’d have to watch what he says in all his other tweets going forward.” 

The cartoons also treated all the characters like human beings, including the villains. It showed how even though the villains did bad things, they were still victims of terrible circumstances or their own mental illness. Batman wasn’t just there to kick the crap out of them, he genuinely wanted to help them.

No, the actual analogy would be if you're a holocaust survivor and you see a movie where the holocaust is framed positively, and that's fucked.

I suspect the masterminds at Hot Topic, Inc. are behind this somehow. 

I’m really concerned that this movie will try and imply that the Joker and Harley’s “relationship” is something other than a violent psychopath perpetually abusing a victim of Stockholm syndrome.

Me, after watching that video...

Right?? Holy shit, the knife that cuts closest, cuts deepest.

Just dropping down to appreciate your appreciation of Ginger Snaps. The movie which showed weird teen girls as weird teen girls and not temporarily unattractive beauties 

apple doesnt fall far from the tree, and the main tree down there was shipfulls of criminals. 

No mayo is a good starting point for all food. Then work down from there.

After all, aren’t all food items really just vehicles for condiments?

Scientifically speaking the correct answer is no mayo on fries.

The sickest I have ever been came from a bout of food poisoning I got when I was in college.

What confuses me about this customer is: if you hate to cook so much then why are you cooking at all? We live in a world with abundant and cheap fast food-just get an Egg McMuffin.

But why bother with the bag-o0eggs; you still have to put it in the microwave-which is cooking. The precooked bacon you can eat without cooking at all.

It’s hyperbole. I’m not actually serious. I guess that gets lost in translation when you see it in a written comment. 

I can’t get the peanut butter to pour out the jar.