“The filling, as several people pointed out, lacked the gooey, gelatinous texture of our youth.”

WORTH IT.

Some people may actually know what ass tastes like.

Don’t pica-shame me.

I don’t know, Space Jam was dumb fun, but it was 90's dumb fun.

EH! WRONG! Trick question, it’s actually Mike Myers AS Michael Myers

“Shelling” out money. I see what you did there.

My fiancee is lactose intolerant (maybe not as severe as you), so we get lactose-free milk. It’s a pretty good substitute. Do yourself a favor: get some Cinnamon Toast Crunch (CTC) and some lactose-free milk, turn the lights down, maybe put on some Al Green, and do the damn thing.

I am not a fan of cold noodles. I have had an italian pasta salad i didn’t hate, but most are not for me. 

I too, have never had Egg Salad. I like Eggs, I’m not super fond of hard yolks, but i can deal. I like deviled eggs. I’m not too fond of mayo, but i like Pimento Cheese sandwiches which is basically shredded cheese and mayo, so I guess i don’t mind it as a binder. Maybe it’s just that i never have been offered it, It…

Take out the part where they’re famous, and it’s not particularly cute to hear that a guy is giving dating advice to a teenager who is less than half his age.

But... but clicks! My wokeness!

Hey, if you don’t much like seafood and don’t live where you can get it and eat it right out of the sea - skip it. However - I’d still try it if I WERE near the sea at a place people raved about. Just, ‘cause.

Its all gross to me so i don’t particularly care to know the differences. 

Unless you have proof that this is something other than friendly advice, you might want to cool it with the insinuations.

On the surface, I guess it seems pretty creepy, but maybe Drake has some insight into being a 15 year old child actor and having to grow up in an industry that is filled with all manner of sexual predators and other people trying to take advantage of you.  It’s something they share in common, and it is a pretty…

“Bobby, here’s some free advice, don’t smoke crack with them until the second date”

Maybe it was meant for Bobby Brown and he got the wrong Twitter account.

I don’t think lobster is particularly great, and I grew up in New England. I’d rather have shrimp or scallops.

Lobster is the best of all shellfish, and $15-20 for a high quality lobster roll is hardly a big investment for lunch. Finding a high quality lobster roll might be a chore depending on what part of the country you are in, however.