That’s a helluva gimmick, and an egregious waste of weed.

So, I’m not even going to go into the ‘ethics’ of lobster preparation, here. Not my bag. Throw the fucker in a pot and turn on the heat for all I care.

That looks so good. Guess i’m having fried chicken for lunch today.

That sounds like a lot of work. It seems the real secret is cheap labor.

These two dudes had monogrammed headboards, of course they were a couple.

I will have extra meat meals Mondays at my house to balance this out. All are welcome.

I like Whattaburger, but not a chance I would want to eat that. Too much bread and I don’t want avocado on my burger

Too bad the employees couldn’t take food with them on the last day instead of letting it rot.

Why does a vegetarian even own a Big Green Egg? There are much cheaper ways to smoke a radish or whatever.

The porn star is honest. The president is not. 

Dietary question for you. Can vegans eat pudding?

I don’t believe you feel bad for the kid.

Look, I’m all for burning Trump at every turn, but did she have to do this? Who is the audience for this remark? Like who does this serve? There isn’t enough mind bleach possible. The glass is shattered. There’s no going back. Toad is forever tainted now. Hell, all of Mario is ruined.

I remember that and thought it was such a deeply, deeply shitty thing to say. Patrick Swayze was by all accounts completely devoted to his wife, and for Alley to say that after the fact was despicable. 

The issue was never just that he had sex with her. It’s that he committed adultery, tried to cover it up, arranged to bury the scandal with a payment (a campaign finance foul in addition to scuzzy politics) when it was ready to emerge shortly before the election, and has continued to try to bully her into silence.

*Trump tries putting a little crown on his dick to see if it’ll turn into Peach*

Fucking hell we’re gonna end up with a Presidential dick pic aren’t we, that’s why he wants to text all of us personally

Okay I don’t know anything about their relationship so I looked on her Wikipedia just to see when they got together. Because I wanted to make the point that even if he’s been good to you that doesn’t mean he wasn’t a shitstain a decade before you met. But then I find out they started dating while he was still married…

I don’t want to read this headline.

Ronan Farrow has proven himself to be the G.O.A.T., already. I would not doubt it; I would not bet against it. Ronan is the King of Receipts.