Mr. Negro, you are rude

“Tom Arnold saves American Democracy” is as likely an outcome as any, these days.

I don’t know why, but the random insertion of Jeff Probst in to the mess as witnessed by Alyson Hannigan just elevates this whole mess to another glorious level.

They got exactly what they ordered. As it is listed on the menu:

Dammit, people.

“who clarifies that he’s more of a Silmarillion geek than a Lord Of The Rings geek” Ya this checks out even die hard Tolkien fans (like myself) admit to having trouble with The Silmarillion, if that is your favorite you are already well past the Grey Havens friend. 

I want to go to there.

Sign: Kindly Remove Your Shoes Before Entering

Roger on acid is my favorite Roger.

DIY Avocado Toast - $18

I don’t mean this in a negative way, but are you <30 y.o.?

Off topic: My 14yo cousin visited over the summer and had me grab something out of her suitcase and told me “It’s in the Pink bag,” so I went into her huge, SOLID pink suitcase, and she goes, “No, the Pink bag,” to which I replied, “This is the pink bag,” and then realized that the black bag next to the pink bag was a…

Or possibly a Victoria Secret PINK sweatshirt or something. So he already felt weird since he left the house wearing sorority clothes. 

Maybe it was a Pink (Alecia Moore) concert tee?

“Believe me, with that much sugar as a breakfast main course, I add a lot of fruit to the table.”

There’s a little bit more difference than just adding water - American-style pancakes at least usually have a leavening agent in them, while crepes do not.

One would think it might merit a little more attention, especially considering the next steps are basically “throw on a bunch of processed junk foods”

But - What about the wines I use, which come in a box?

I enjoy a union jack cut.

Bad politics. I love Puerto Rico!