My former friend would eat a whole jar of green olives with pimento in one sitting then drink the brine.  Her sisters had the same habit. 

15 people who know how to cook...

Early parole for the inmate who breathed on him!

I don’t care for Jello but that parfait is just so cute. I think I’ll make jello shooters in the form of small ones.

It’s a grift.

I'm going say that it’s a humble brag that involves cum.

It’s a bit of a hate-read for me lately.

He is probably interested in younger women.

According to the Standards of Identity for Dairy Products, part of the U.S. Code of Federal Regulations (CFR), to be labeled “American cheese” a processed cheese is required to be manufactured from cheddar cheese, colby cheese, washed curd cheese, or granular cheese, or any mixture of two or more of these.^[5] The CFR…

Basically, the only thing that mascara does is let me know that nobody at Two Faced has ever had good sex.

McFlurry:DQBlizzard::snow flurry:actual blizzard

Masks don’t stop you from living.

Do Nelly’s clothes disappear when the can is above the recommended drinking temperature?

Probably a lot like rat.

I say we just throw the whole thing out.

How Crisphead lettuce became known as Iceberg lettuce

Enjoy.

I think the executives at BK corporate stay high all the time.

I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about Melania, but she often seems like someone who is just living in a situation that she does not really want to be in but is willing to put up with.

I had that skirt.