Are you sure these friends are worth it?

Thanks, I’ll get to work on it! I’m fresh out of uranium so I’ll just use polonium-210 instead.

Interesting idea, but would that be safe and cost effective?

They are both vile.

I don’t care whether or not she is a hoe.

I beg your pardon, but did you say something about a warm hole?

Warm apple pie

It might stay truer to the source.

I simply refuse to believe that Mildred Ratched was ever this well-dressed.

At least Wicked was clever.

That makes sense because fruit cake used to be the traditional wedding cake. Something like that can easily keep for a year.

That’s what I thought at first, too. Seemed a bit much for such a wholesome film that they would be fucking at all let alone violently. I now feel that impassioned flirting makes more sense in this case.

It’s all a collective fever dream, my friend.

I refuse to believe that it is real.

Make love to is a throwback to the archaic meaning in which “making love” was something more akin to attempting to charm someone with sweet talk than intercourse.

I love spending Christmas with my band

Do they sell Zapp’s in your area? They reminded me of the Voodoo flavor which means I hate them, but to each his own.

I could have sworn we have Ruffles all dressed because I have a very vivid memory of trying some and hating it.

A Tiger’s Tale starring Ann-Margret and C. Thomas Howell

If a group baby witches are powerful enough hex the moon why don’t some of these elder witched get together and just magic covid away?