That’s what I kept trying to tell those morons but they wouldn’t listen.

I don’t think Austen says much of anything “unironically”.

Are alcoholics and addicts to be presumed guilty of everything that they are accused of?

It’s both.

It’s also possible the origins of holding two fingers behind someone’s head. Today we call it bunny ears but it originally imitated the cockold’s horns.

Gibson should take his 12 steps off of an 11 step pier.

And all this time I thought that sorrel described a horse.

I remember the rumble between kale and escarole in ‘98. There were no winners.

If you’ve been inside a Barnes & Noble in the last ten years, you’ve probably heard of Thug Kitchen.

Point taken

It’s no more shallow to admire beautiful, well made clothing than it is to admire any other work of craft or art.

Who goes rabbit hunting with a scythe?

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! was released the same year as the Watts riots.

The best ones are from grungy gas stations in the South.

I wish Popeyes would start selling wedges. Their fries are hardly worth ordering.

sky and cobalt

And when I mentioned ‘women who look like me,’ I didn’t mean white like me, I mean the kind of women who other people might not believe because they think, ‘Oh, well, look at her, she fucking deserves it.’.

I was hoping that this title was a pun about getting a new hairstyle.

When the boys got perms.

Yeah, at first I thought she was talking about grenadine that sat in the back of the cupboard so long that it turned thick like molassas.