Here’s the fun thing: he doesn’t fucking owe anyone a statement. This notion that the slavering online hordes are entitled to on-demand statements and interaction is...well, it’s certainly a take, and one that many apparently share.

He’s not wrong. Obviously I don’t have the profile of a celebrity like him or any other, but just the constant, never-ending toxicity on Twitter is not healthy for any individual. I finally deleted my account probably about a month ago and I just feel happier. It sucks not being able to follow some of the writers and…

accepting tips in retail jobs are terms for termination.

My ex girlfriend didn’t 

The 7 Eleven worker probably isn’t allowed to take tips. I know we weren’t at Walmart. Sure you could just pocket it but if there’s any chance of someone finding out and snitching to management because they didn’t get a tip it’s not worth risking your job.

So, a perfectly crisp Red Delicious is all right as an apple. It’s a cromulent apple. But apples have progressed. Gala, Fuji, and Honeycrisp are just far better, and meanwhile Red Delicious have backslid, and are now just shells of themselves.

They used to be delicious decades ago, and still are delicious if you can get them tree-ripened.

Keep your #$%^ing mouth shut about Pink Ladies.

Being held accountable for their own public statements is bullying according to narcissist famewhores like West, Musk, and Trump.

It should be noted that the town originally is not named after a condiment, but a Confederate colonel…

“The Last Jedi felt like its entire point was to let you know how much of a jackass you are for caring about this stuff.”

Imagine being so broken that your greatest triumph in life is when a movie makes $600 million instead of $700 million.

I don’t know why Solo is treated as some benchmark of Last Jedi’s failure. People hated that movie from the jump. People hated that movie before they even knew that a Rian Johnson was directing Last Jedi. They had very public director issues. Rumors swirling of a lead who couldn’t act. That movie was destined to fail…

I lost it at the guy who primly declared that his refined palate would only be consuming prequel content from now on. Enjoy that, pal.

Joking about an allergy for some PR is so shellfish, props to Levine for not getting crabby about it.

You’re fired 

and George Lucas will be brought on as a creative consultant.

Well shit, if it’s on Reddit!

Did it “RUIN THEIR CHILDHOOD”? It’s a movie, great don’t watch it. A Reddit thread is hardly proof. I like Doctor Who, but I got kinda tired of Capaldi and Coleman. It felt stale, but I watched it wishing it’d be better. I still watched and I assume half that thread will still watch their favorite franchise.