Sorry I’m not buy it.

Good question and great suggestions. I suggest asking the restaurant how they like to get orders.

There is only one Zod... Kneel before Zod

People who think all or most servers do a bad job uniformly should ask themselves what the common denominator is...

“straw man” - i see what you did there. (because most restaurants have straws.)

The thing is, if you call 911, the DISPATCHER decides whether or not to send police, and PD decides whether it’s a priority call or not. She might be the Beckiest Becky in all of Beckydom, but Philly PD has clearly been enabling her.

She should take more, and give fewer.

Congratulations, you just upgraded from ‘hopelessly uninformed’ to ‘unmitigated sack of human waste’. Either that, or you’re Ed Schneiderman.

Or load up on fiber, at the very least.

do you realize how much spit you have eaten in your life?

Wait...do you think the server asking YOU how YOUR meal is is being done for the server’s benefit? Wow...

A healthy dose of perspective might help you see the difference between trading in novelty recipes and trading in opportunistic human misery.

You’re using the fallacy fallacy. If you want everything to be a debate, at least be smart about it.

It wasn’t an ad hominem, as I wasn’t trying to debate, it was a flat out insult. Stay gold, ponyboy.

Illusory correlation, too.

On the other hand, fuck this Nazi. He would like to kill or deport anyone not a straight white person who agrees with him. Because Nazi.

Richard Spencer advocates for ethnic cleansing. Him getting mocked for being a broke bitch is at the bottom of my list of concerns, right behind “Marco Rubio’s hair keeps thinning”.

I guess you could say hate crime... doesn’t pay.

So what do we have to do to get this now four-month old article off the Jezebel header? I’m assuming posting this doesn’t help.