The correct answer is Scotch eggs.

See also: Jerry Seinfeld

Thanks for that. I have also apparently been living in a cave. 

Is anyone really surprised that this frappuccino is too sweet? I can’t order anything at Starbucks anymore. Its sole reason to exist is to put so much sugar in coffee that teenagers will want to drink it. Starbucks drinks are the coffee equivalent of those fruity cocktails that sprung into being solely to get sorority…

Could be good. The movie’s great. I’ll give this a shot.

Although people tell me otherwise, I always just assume it’s a form of YouTube friendly porn.

I still remember when I had a mocha frappuccino, a long time ago. I was like oh, ok, now I see why everyone loves this Starbucks place. They make milkshakes.

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others.” - Matthew 6:5

Oh no! How can FOX, the multibillion dollar company with an army of lawyers on staff, defend itself from this one kid with maybe a handler or..something? Truly sticking up for the little guy, you are.

FUCK. OFF. And learn what Orwellian means

Sounds like it was about their use of foie gras

And cause traffic accidents. They’re deadly out where I am when it’s hunting season. EVERYONE has a story about someone who died or damn near died due to a deer running across the road.

“It’s just an animal”

If you’re offended by the sight of a child at a table near you, perhaps you should avoid child-friendly restaurants.

I don’t get this attitude of don’t take the kid out until they leave the table clean. I supervise my kids so they are not majorly disruptive to other customers - this is the criteria where you should not take the kids out (except maybe to a pizza place or fast food). Beyond this, if they make a mess I clean up the big…

Miracle Whip. Fight me.

“Flattered” seems like a great word to use. I think it’s also entirely easy to say something as simple as “no thanks I’m married” in a tone that doesn’t come across as trying to make someone feel shitty for asking.

Dan’s actual thing comment wasn’t point-missing; it’s a PSA. Dan is going on the record as a believer in asexuality and telling the people reading his column who don’t know what asexuality is or don’t believe that it’s real that it’s legitimate. That PSA is important since over the years, asexuals have been…

He says that he and his children are vegetarians, not that all members of his tribe are.

Fairly wide spread view, but not mine, for what it’s worth. We know for a fact that Trump gets his sexual needs met, better than most of us would like (and Stormy might soon provide additional receipts), and he’s certainly doing his fair share of damage.