It’s such a simple song but it captures the theme perfectly.

Mutherfucker...

You bet’ not say some foolishness like that more than once.

Uncured bacon is a lie anyway.

It’s just test makeup for the upcoming Joe Dirt II.

This guy does not have an ounce of imagination.

Year of the Rat

Which one is less rapey?

Those things would have to become a fixation rather than just a sexual interest to be considered a fetish in a clinical setting. People use fetish to describe their turn-ons the same way that neat people call themselves OCD. That’s not a perfect analogy, but...

It’s fairly common where I’m from

The worst part was all the taxes that everybody had to pay for the supposedly “free” slaves. 

When I try to come up with something else can I imagine them going to the edge, lying down, then just rolling down the entire flight of stairs. that would have been weird.

Half-siblings? No! Stop being so gross.

Banishing Jon to the North was like throwing Br’er Rabbit into the briar patch.

It was probably Sanaa Lathan. After she bit Beyonce last year, she’s been tasting everybody. I suspect that she is also patient zero.

Do we know that it’s not pink?

Cheeky bastard dared to show his face in daylight? Nip this problem in the bud! I know from experience that old houses in the middle of nowhere are mousy heaven. Next thing he will be inviting all his cousins over.

Embarrassingly, it took me a couple of readings to realize that you were not eating a “food mouse” yourself that was intended for your dog. I was afraid the quarantine measures had gone entirely too far.

Whether she’s actually iced anybody or not yet, this confirms that she is definitely fucking Snoop. Couples are known to pick up each other’s dietary habits.

Please don’t drink colloidal silver.