They see like good people. I hope they get well soon.

This iteration of the article was posted at 12:00pm. It looks  like the original was taken down along with all the replies.

Cream is not a need, It is a desire.

No, they’re Italians who have picked up a lot of American traditions

He’s talking about the fact that Italians don’t usually eat meatballs on their spaghetti. Red sauced spaghetti and meatballs is an Italian-American contribution.

I have heard that chefs in America started adding cream because of the difference in butter fat between European butter and American butter.

As if any regular Nazi would ever admit to being that Nazi.

I always thought that it was still better for you because so much or the sugar dissolved into the milk instead of adhering to the cereal and I never drank the milk afterward.

I needed this recipe during the doldrums of winter. It seems perfect for snowed-in nights.

The model in the yellow hat looks lie Madeline. That’s whimsical enough for me.

This nonsense must void every warranty imaginable.

I think Celine Dion is fake nice but also real nice at the same time.

they...looked like vaginas.

Sussudio? or something?

“The food is terrible—and such small portions!”

He could volunteer at a convalescent home.

That is an acceptable risk

If they have tried and failed in the past, there is probably more to the husband’s request than he is letting on or wearing a cast makes the wife feel sort sort of way that she does not enjoy. 

Yeah, people who don’t like wearing casts are just so very weird.

Tiffany Blue is trademarked but I’m not sure if the box itself is.