Do you just shove the hot dog into the manicotti whole or is it cut up in the sauce or what?

For real. I can’t remember the last time I let a chip go stale.

I would seriously consider disowning this person.

Well, can you blame them for not wanting to catch bush fire????

I love when they hold the cup upside down.

Also she never really seemed to answer the question. It seemed like she was using this situation to ride her favorite hobby horse.

So “Virginia is for Lovers” has been a lie this whole time?

I almost got caught up in this but luckily noticed the charge before I accidentally enrolled. I am so far beyond the point in my life when I need to belong to a $50 per month bra and panty club.

Not sure of the brands, but a few contain ingredients like whey or casein. 

I hate when people start milking a pun thread for all it’s worth.

The only difference is that some margarines are not vegan even though most are.

A change like that would happen gradually, so we would produce fewer animals over time because they would not be as profitable. At a certain point, we would eat as many of them as we could, feed the rest to our pets, then allow some of them to live out the remainder of their lives in sanctuaries where they would not…

I refuse to give up my right to force choke or to force heal.

“No reasonable consumer would think the label implies that Miyoko’s plant-based butter is free of substances that occur in all plants.”

I agree with these coffin dodgers. Marmalade is a delicious and wholesome fruit preserve for persons of all ages.

I still remember the jingle for the Hot Topper.

But did you ever see them in the same room together? And Reeve had this weird habit of showing up right after Superman left.

Either to Hell or to RuPaul’s Drag Race. Those are the only two options.

3. In a recipe she stole from another baking goddess, a certain Ms. Alice Freaking Medrich, she makes a slurry of 2 tablespoons of tapioca starch to 1/4 cup water and adds it to a Swiss meringue when it reaches soft peaks, then continues whipping it to firm peaks.

And in fact caused him damage in the amount of *does some quick googling* roughly 9x the total amount of wealth owned by everyone in the United States?