I don’t understand. If his 12 year old son sees the show and gets sexually excited, wouldn’t that be a good thing? I would think that all homophobic parents would want make their adolescent boys watch it just to be sure they pitch a tent and are growing up straight.

Have as much of it as you like. I’ll be glad knowing that you are enjoying your meal.

I’m sure you’re as impressed with the fact that some us do not like ketchup as the rest of us are with how much you do like it.

I...never meant to hurt you...

And Cosby suddenly went blind at his trial. I bet he can still spot a Quaalude from across the room.

Place starlet or potted plant in front of him and see how quickly he throws that walker aside.

Getting high and diddling yourself all day is a pretty sweet life when you’re young and feckless. If only I had known you could get paid for it...

Probably. YouTube influencers can wrap a steaming pile of shit in red cellophane and put their name on it. People will buy as much of it as they can afford and call you a hater if you don’t.

The daughter’s explanation doesn’t even make sense. There are a few jobs that require a degree that start at minimum wage, but not many. Even if that were the case why isn’t she looking for better opportunities in her field while continuing the web cam scheme? 

Doctor, I’m sure you meant macerating. 

I hate all three of the basic American condiments.

Election and 10 I Things I Hate About You.

Pests love vacant buildings. Rodents especially like to nest in places like that where they wont be bothered.

Put it in me.

I would suggest not eating out much.

Nope. I’m going to continue to live purely out of spite.

At home I use the Frenches fried onions on top of salads. I think onion straws that they put on burgers are a fine choice for a salad topping.

I’m thinking there’s a lot of overlap in the venn diagram of people who drink raw milk and people who don’t vaccinate their children.

And Kroger never seems to have a whole broiler-fryer that weighs in at less than 5 lbs. I think they save all those for their own roasted chickens from the deli.

Living Single was not a black Friends. It was a young Golden Girls.