He looks like the robot congressman from Parks and Rec

For this kid, who is actually what a hero is, I’m going to stick with the narrative that he died saving his classmates, not trying to. He did it. He blocked for them, assisted them, got as many as possible out of harm’s way, and paid the ultimate price for his service.

You gotta have standards. One minute you’re photographing naked women without your wife present, then next minute you’re eating dinner without women without your wife present. NOT MIKE PENCE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

When Mike Pence takes pictures of bound and gagged women and uses them for blackmail, he at least makes sure Mother is in the room.

Boy, sure would be embarrassing if people started asking Pence about his buddy Greitens, no?

I always laugh at this because people misunderstand it to think that they have a constitutional right to take up arms against the government (which is literally a definition of treason which is...SO illegal). Like, you guys think that you have a right to fight the very government that gives you rights? You dumbshits.

But if they ban all semi-automatic rifles, how will I defend myself if I encounter super mutants, ghouls, mirelurks, or, ghasp, deathclaws?

“Hey! You don’t expect ‘Muricans to actually have to operate a manual bolt!”

Does he not realize a whole ton of people are like “yeah, fine. That’s fine. Do it.”

That last tweet makes no fucking sense at all, and while that is not surprising, it is surprising at just how little fucking sense it makes.

I am, too. I’m hard pressed to think of a more spineless coward who has represented Florida. His greatest talent is hiding behind the curtains pretending we can’t see him.

Rick Scott can’t run for governor again, and I get the feeling he isn’t going to try for the Senate this year with the Trump administration in such disarray, so he literally has no fucks to give about what his constituents think. He won’t let himself be put in any public shaming position that could be used against him…

He thought he’d resurrect his presidential ambition by being the voice of reason in the GOP over gun control.

Honestly, I’m surprised Marco showed up. That dude has to be some kind of glutton for public humiliation.

And apparently the old Republican party too.

“Child of mine! You lectured and ridiculed a US senator? Good for you! Let me take you out for ice cream. Wait, do you smoke weed? Let me take you out for weed, and then probably ice cream.”

Ahhh Fox News you’re so predictable.

I didn’t realize how fucking delicious it would be to see Marco Rubio getting ripped a new one by his constituents, especially the teenage constituents. I literally swelled up with pride when watching them challenge him and Dana the gun lady face to face.

This is one of many reasons I've heard people say pegging is revolutionary for hetero relationships: the role reversal gives everyone a new perspective.

My man and I recently delved into pegging. We had done plenty of butt play with his glass dildo, but a few weeks ago, I invested in a harness and pretty purple strap-on. I pegged him, he loved it. But the next day? Holy christ! My back! My core! So sore. I had no idea I was getting such a good workout.