I had a lovely Catholic life until HS, when we got an ex-missionary priest. My family is Mexi-Catholic, so while my folks were very involved in the Church it was very cultural as opposed to letter-of-the-law Christianity. Our church was nice and taught us to live by the golden rule and that prostheletizing was not…

I think that's fine.

if I saw him at the market (which I have, he obviously lives in the area) I would but while I am at work probably not. I often wonder how many ways I can sneakily insult him though. So far, I have a shirt with the astrological map on it that I really hope he zeroes in and passes comment on.

he is super dismissive. Not a lot of eye contact but always in a very passionate conversation with whoever he is eating with. I don't think he ever pays, always the other party. He kind looks through you even when addressing you.

KIRK CAMERON IS A REGULAR AT MY RESTAURANT. I wonder if he has any of these in his wallet I can have. I will write "not an acceptable form of payment" and post it in the back for everyone to laugh at.

Christians are supposedly supposed to be nicer, more generous, more loving, and kinder than anyone else on the planet. In fact they love sheep just like their lord did. They wander around with sheep around their necks just to show how awesome they are. Their crosses around their necks and on their cars are there in…

I wish there was another day for submissions because I have a DOOZY from yesterday.

I worked at a Southern "family" restaurant in highschool.

I just would have turned his ass over to a collection agency and/or get him charged with passing counterfeit money. Call the police while he is there. What an asshat.

I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

Fine, xenophobic is over the top, my apologies. But I just don't get why this story is dripping with such hate for people from the Midwest. Hate on cheap people who don't tip. I get that part of the stereotyping is because some asshole left a picture of Jesus instead of a tip (which is a really, really crappy thing…

So then you think it's acceptable and a positive reflection on them as Christians that they were assholes and left no tip? Really? Craig never said ALL Christians are assholes, just these folks. Climb off your cross.

Yes, yes, yes! I am tired of the horrible oppression Christians from the Midwest have had to endure for literally CENTURIES here in America! Especially the *rich* ones. Oh, what a horrible existence to have endured. I feel such secondhand shame now.

So I'll edit this as I read further, but so far just for the first story.

This must be true. I see it on TV.

No worries. I already had one foot creeping out the door anyway. I'd been there for nearly 7 years and at the time of the Great Ghostbuster Vodka Event, I was also trying to convince corporate to let me work 38 hours a week instead of 40 (while covering the oh-so-vital evening and weekend shifts they always had…

A while back, when I lived in Vancouver, I was working at a theatre and waiting for my husband to bring me some dinner. Turns out HE was waiting for my dinner to be ready at the restaurant and was standing next to wait for it..... Ian McKellen AND Alan Cumming. They were in town shooting an X-Men movie but it was…

A friend of mine recently interviewed Alan Cumming. Apparently he is every bit as charming and delightful as you would hope.

Also, I would trade every celebrity encounter i've ever had for one golden moment with Alan Cumming or Raul Esparza. If anyone has stories of meeting these two beautiful specimens, I would love to hear them.