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In a district rated R+11 (it was gerrymandered in the Republicans’ favor by 11 percent), and she barely won re-election. Adam Frisch was running against her and he’s running against her next year too.   He already has raised way more money than she has, and I’m hoping he cinches it then too.  Gerrymandering becomes

Yeah, who around her is pressuring to take it?  I mean it seems like she’d only hang out with fellow like-minded assholes like her husband, so it’d only be Republicans taking issue with her body weight and image. 

Beer chugger is still an awful human being. He has daughters, doesn’t he? He’d still gleefully retroactively legislate away their rights if he thought it’d help conservatives. Hence, Dobbs decision. No, being safely ensconced within their privilege bubble doesn’t help them. They’re still bound by law.  Oh, wait, they

I remember reading online that a theory why they gave Obama his Nobel prize when they did was because they were worried he wouldn’t live to become president (be assassinated before inauguration---you don’t get the Nobel Prize posthumously). He won just by running the perfect election and not being GW Bush in general.

Actually he won’t start any wars. Because he’s a coward. Remember when early in his administration he fired 59 missiles at a base in Syria? He warned the Russians ahead of time....who then turned around and warned the Syrians at the base who evacuated all their staff and equipment. 59 million dollars wasted. And

In the book Fire and Fury, Ivanka actually speculated about running for president, and then Jared could run for the same office after her,...like it’d be his turn. Like that was a natural and plausible option for them. And Don Jr. threatened to run for Governor of NY State. Like he’d ever win in a state that voted for

How does she know that any of those reporters have never shot a gun?  If they have shot a gun, would they automatically want automatic guns or rifles?  I don’t get it.  What’s her standard for determining how anyone might have ever fired a gun?

He actually had to be talked out of throwing cans of soup at the crowd. His advisors suggested paper towels instead. That came from Fire and Fury (book), I think.

He said avoiding VD was his Vietnam.  I guess Vietnam caught up to him, if that’s the case. 

They lost the South when they voted through the Voting Rights Act in 1965.

You mean Goatse 2.0? (Seriously, don’t look it up.)

Aren’t vasectomies reversible?

The website mockpaperscissors.com makes fun of Peggy Noonan on a regular basis. They succeed in making her look like a lush that won’t stop reliving her time in the Reagan White House and waxing poetic about things she in actuality have no understanding about, and all she can do is just reissue the same column

The day that Pence turned around, was the same day Congress formally subpoenaed Trump’s tax returns (or filed the lawsuit to obtain them per their constitutional right to request such information).  That’d probably freak Trump out especially if he can’t wave a “Executive Privilege” wand to cover them up.  Because it

Just tell them that it was the opioid epidemic, only with crack/cocaine and happening in the 80's instead of now.

I would think Mueller would have kept a copy of his own report and would submit a report to any relevant parties upon request. Especially the second an Democrat wins and takes back the White House and would exert his authority over the DOJ. 

And a number of them are sealed. The grand jury has been reported to be proceeding, robustly. 

The smugness throws the process out of whack.  It just oozes through their faces as they try to express emotion.

And Ann Romney said that even with that, they still struggled. *Scoff*

If the President manages to not shit his pants, the press will be screaming that this is his pivot as president.