oh! I almost forgot! I met Nick Offerman bc guyrootof has a friend who is friends with him and Megan Mullally (who I also met) and we had a discussion about the things he has done for the state of moustaches and beards in America, and he TOUCHED guyrootof's beard, which officially made me cream and created a weird…
1)I've had Desmond Tutu's feet about 3 feet from my face.
Love the Belvedere. They were filming Scream Something in SR or the vicinity a million years ago and Drew Barrymore and Courney Cox were apparently playing pool there every night. I was there with my friend, and someone out in front had a cute dog, so being #teamdogforevah, I was talking to the dog, telling him he…
I heard that! My buddy is a bartender at the bird. I hope it doesn't close. True story, I met a guy at the belve and he responded to my missed connection I posted when I was still in the closet.
I spent an incredibly surreal Father's Day dinner seated with my parents at a table next to OJ Simpson, his older daughter, the two kids he had with Nicole Brown, his mother, and some girlfriend that was probably younger than his oldest daughter.
I have MS and crippled is what I am. George Carlin had a great piece on politically correct language.
My mom used to date a chiropractor. Nice guy, I only got in one big argument with him. But it was a biggie. I stopped eating gluten on the advice of a well-respected endocrinologist to help alleviate symptoms of an otherwise under-control autoimmune disease.
from what this doctor says, the man you met doesn't exist. he can't seem to find any.
I have a Cambodian friend. Her husband is in his mid thirties. He's been using crutches since childhood because of polio.
Mr. Salk had NO idea what he was doing, allowing those of us to be able to, y'know, walk straight without a disease twisting us up and crippling us...
My grandmother had Polio as a child, and it is assumed that it severely stunted her growth, but she was nonetheless one of the lucky kids who went on to lead a normal life.
Anti-vaxxers enrage me. These assholes should be forced to talk to their grandparents and other seniors who were alive when there weren't vaccines before making stupid choices that endanger their children and other people. And Jenny McCarthy owes me $100 for the stupid whooping cough test my kid needed because an…
It's a pity she didn't give him a major neck adjustment and save us from his insane, rabid drivel.
Trusting the medical opinion of someone with an associate's degree that certifies them to give back massages over leading experts in preventable disease control with years of advanced degree studies and laboratory experience is the only obvious choice.
Nope, crippled is an okay word. My mother is a polio survivor. Do you want to know how much pain medicine she's on, at 80 years of age, because of the damage? What she takes to get out of bed and into her wheelchair every morning would literally kill a horse. Doctors like this should lose their licenses.
Man I've never wanted to inject someone with smallpox SO MUCH.
Other then James Deen and that blonde girl that hosted a show on HBO, I don't know that I would recognize any other porn star.
Thank you. If someone who worked in porn before came into my office to interview for a job, the odds that I'd "recognize" them would be slim to none. If I happened to think, "oh, she looks like an adult performer X" I STILL wouldn't say anything. As long as her credentials were legit and she fit the office dynamic,…
In advance of some awful comments that surely are to follow, I'll just leave this here. Their adorable little faces are my porn. Happy Friday!