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Dog Gif Post!

You're laying it on thick lately with the cute. All because you're leaving us, I'm sure.

it's the licking that kills me. My dog is like "she's distracted, I'm going to french her". What ever happened to consent, Pixel?!?

If the cats are anything like mine, they will wait until you are in standing twist or a down dog, and then they will decide to nap under you, and woe unto you if you try to use the piece of the mat they have claimed as their new domain.

Business idea #2: a place where people can go to snuggle with cats while not doing yoga.

When you open your eyes during an attempt at meditation, you see what is truly inside of yourself. If you see a dog's asshole, then it is because you too are a dog's asshole. But if you see the emptiness in the center from which life flows, then you have achieved enlightenment. Also, you smell like a dog's asshole,

This is EXACTLY what doing yoga in my house is like! Our French Bulldog is like "Oh hey - that mat looks warmer than the floor, my butt must be on it" and our Bug is like "THIS IS SO MUCH FUN ARE WE PLAYING WHAT ARE DOING CAN I LICK YOUR FACE CAN I LAY UNDERNEATH YOU CAN I SIT ON TOP OF YOU YAYAYAYAYAY!"

I'll be honest, if I was to be a parent, it'd probably go down like this:

There was a recent article in the Times called "The Megyn Kelly Moment" about her. It's a really great article, and they mention her ability to turn the conversation around in an instant on Conservative blowhards like this douche.

Megyn Kelly is like a Manchurian candidate. She infiltrated Fox and now got activated :)

When she had her first kid (I'm not up on her family situation but I remember that), she tore some talking head a new asshole about maternity leave. The Daily Show featured it and it was glorious.

Fox News did it. After years of conservative trolling she just couldn't handle the stupidity anymore.

I like to think she's just been a sleeper agent all these years and finally got the go-ahead to break Fox news. It's a happy little fantasy world I live in!

I dunno. Shep Smith has basically called people bastards to their face, and he's still working the desk. In the closet, but still.

Either her contract is up soon or her contract is bulletproof.

When my husband heard that line, he got this confused look on his face, and then the lightbulb went on and he said, "Oh! A picture of it." He was totally picturing an actual penis flopped across a cell phone.

you just broke the internet today. Lol

Ultimately it just turned out to be the result of a really bad promotional campaign by U2 and Apple.