That’s the joke?

Hey, look , a brilliant blonde gal and her unbelievably intelligent golden retriever! Again.

I read a lot of King at the height of his 80's-90's popularity when I was waayyy too young to do so. My favorites were The Dark Half, Needful Things and The Dead Zone. I don’t think they get enough love.

Welcome to the Deadspin comments, Aaron. Don’t forget to write down your burner key!

Hollywood Reporter had a great — and horrifying — article about this a few years ago. It doesn’t seem to be online anymore, but Wayback Machine has a snapshot: https://web.archive.org/web/20170501064609/http://www.hollywoodreporter.com:80/feature/index.html

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This is my first and last visit to this place with words.

Agreed. I like to think that her book helped bring valuable attention to the case. And I’m still reeling from when I heard the news this morning. If they’ve indeed found EAR/ONS, then this is HUGE. Like, bigger than the Zodiac or maybe even JonBenet, at least in true crime circles.

Teen suicide has a wide range of different causes. Many of which get active support from thousands of people. It isn’t a singular problem such as this one is.

Totally - I mean if they aren’t walking out about everything then they shouldn’t be walking out for anything, right?

Did we hurt your gun’s feelings?

NPH was marvelous in the new season of Unfortunate Events.

People from across the world have asked me to reply to my cousin regarding his comments, but alas, he and I stopped speaking many years ago after he incessantly mocked my side of the family as nothing more than a watered down version of his own.

The only way to test for rabies is to send the potentially infected animal’s brain to a lab. That’s why animals are euthanized and then the testing occurs.

I’ve been noticing that some people can’t wait to claim how old they are when they are responding to a topic on forums. It’s some weird self-righteous aloofness. I find it annoying.

Can’t tell if you’re kidding or not. Scab as a term for a strikebreaker is centuries old.

A 200 year old word makes you feel old? .... walk me through this again.

“Scab” is an old timey union word but had its origins in the 1700s. So you’re not THAT old!

I just re-read the whole piece and I am scratching my head even more as to why she felt compelled to waste everyone’s time when the gist of this piece is simply humblebrag about her dad and her family without even realizing the savior element tied to it. Her dad barely even talks about his work that saved, in part,…