This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.

Read this as “Drake was shot at a high school,” and thought OH GOD JIMMY NOT AGAIN

On the other hand, if she had been elected, she would have certainly been impeached by now. Jason Chaffetz was positively giddy about playing the bad cop.
“Lock her up.”
“What are the charges?”
“I’ll think of something.” <pistol whip>

Anti-Clinton hysteria would have united the GOP. Congress flatly refused to work with…

I needed his palate cleanser. The best part of the story is that she called repeatedly first and then thought; “You know their just really not getting it, I just need to take my emotional support peacock down there so they can see what a good bird he is and let him on the plane.”

Yes, it would be a whole lot better. And the fact that you, and others, question this fact when comparing an extremely qualified woman with Senate and Secretary of State experience who made the mistake of not punishing a sexual harasser severely enough to an extremely unqualified Russian puppet who has a long record…

We would not have Scott Fucking Pruitt as head of the EPA and we would still be in the Paris Climate Accord. We would not have just raised prices on solar panels in an attempt to strangle green energy. Puerto Rico would be getting some useful fucking assistance, farm animals would not be facing rollbacks of the meger…

I did research on workplace sexual harassment in law school. I’m hardly an expert, but a lot of my research showed that a reason some victims do not come forward is that they do not actually want to ruin their harasser’s life and get him fired. For some victims, they want a more restorative approach (counselling,…

Nope, being drunk doesn’t erase Steve Bannon and Steve Miller and their tiki-torch carrying buffoons walking the streets of an American city where Trump said there were great people on both sides of a nazi march that ended with a woman being run down by a car.

I stopped playing the “Imagine if any other President just said/did what Trump just said/did” a long time ago because it was too exhausting and I sadly came to the realization that no one in a position to do something really fucking cares anymore.

I had a practically identical conversation about Aziz at a dinner of three couples out at a restaurant last weekend. I mean, they hit the notes of that conversation practically perfectly (in our case), other than the ending anyway. It cut pretty close to home, so I loved it.

I find it hilarious that Boyko is even trying to sell this “Jon is just jealous of me blah blah” bullshit. Larson’s work is goddamn impeccable and everybody already knew that. There’s not really any competition here.

Somewhat unprompted sharing of my semi-relevant experience, sorry:

leave and pay for an unfinished service while you were harassed? uh ok sounds great

My god, let the article be as is without whining about gender or not appropriating it.

In a Season 5 episode, all online commenters who’ve said “I’d rather X than Y” are given the choice between experiences X and Y.

I would like to see this episode remade with an all Guinea Pig cast. The part of the original guinea pig will be played by a human.

Oh, and props to the Black Mirror team for whatever dumb thing they had to do for Morrissey to sign off on the use of “Panic”.

I gotta say, Luke Null is now officially history’s greatest monster. And how!

I think most women aren’t ready to deal with the fact that 99% of men seem to have low key (if not high key) bipolar/schizo/sociopathic/narcisstic etc etc. Like its not even a mental health issue at this point, its like the norm with men.

Replying to myself to make clear that I’m not an idiot, I am aware he made a complete fool out of himself. I’m asking about the fish. I am aware that my questions aren’t relevant or “the point”, so no need for multiple people to point that out.