Yeah I fucking hate this narrative that everyone is holding their nose while voting for her. If you are fine but don’t erase our existence or make us feel like we shouldn’t feel excited. Fuck that.

And a lot of the reasons it would be easier to elect her than Hillary are BECAUSE of Hillary. Hillary was the first First Lady in most of our lifetimes to be an outspoken, professional woman, and she took ALL KINDS OF SHIT FOR IT. And endured years of character assassination that poisoned a ton of left-leaning…

Yes. I’m very excited about HRC. I’ve loved the lady since the 90s.

and who would you like that to be? seriously, who is this magical mythical savior? politics is *difficult*. people don’t want to run for president cause it fucking sucks. I’m willing to bet you have never run for office. So who is this fresh blood gonna be? You literally cannot make it that high up without fucking…

This is what it looks like when Michelle is hugging someone out of obligation.

Plenty of people are excited.

I made the journalists in my town a rope chair that they could sit in and rock from a branch while filing their stories. Curt Schilling chiming in positively leads me to believe I got the intended message from that shirt wrong...

*Kristin

Fuck this is a good question.

What was each candidates’ favorite day of Kristen?

A sobering review. Thank you.

Yo it starts with a cute little gathering where you get to eat delicious goat with your buddies in the bleachers. But look, man, when you make a deal with even a very minor daemon you know that eventually the whole thing is going to increase in volume. If Wrigley Field doesn’t constantly have a black plume of smoke…

I’m glad she took a stand against Trump, the lone racist/sexist of the Republican party. Have to let them know that this will not be tolerated .

What are eight dollars bucks?

Please stay on topic in Jaguars Junction.

Well, the world will keep turning after Tuesday and maintaining a safe food supply is one of the more important jobs of our government, so I guess that’s why.

She picked the wrong krill to die on.

The truly amazing thing about this whole campaign (and the 30 years that preceeded it) is how a woman who independent and impartial analysis rates as “somewhat better than the rest of ‘em”, with a 30 year record of public service in which her worst verifiable transgressions are “changed position on various social…

The next item on the Clinton agenda is then a very simple one: the utter destruction of Donald J. Trump.

One thing that is helping me sleep (when even the weed doesn’t work) is a doofus co-worker of mine who has been talking nonstop about Trump. He got his driver’s license and registered his car with a family member’s address North Carolina, so he could save money on car insurance in New York. Now the only way he can…