AFTER!

This reminds me of that Stephen King books where pre-teens have group sex in a sewer to save Maine or something.

I 100% out myself as a frequent hate reader of xojane. Mainly for the comments, though; it’s this delicious mix of misplaced outrage and beautiful, righteous indignation. Who has enough time to say something negative about every. single. article? What kind of site publishes so much word vomit that the acid frequently…

Yesss. I came here for the Mandy Stadtmiller hate thread and I was not disappointed. She is an extremely poor writer, and all of her columns draw on the same worn-out, retrograde gender tropes. It’s the most basic vanilla drivel. I honestly feel like its setting women (and everyone else) back.

No, don’t feel bad for them, they are truly truly awful garbage people. Mandy Stadtmiller is a heinous piece of shit, and her husband is such a vile misogynist.

Read her column. It will put you into a depression. He treats her like shit.

“In December 2015, readers at women’s site xoJane were enthralled and filled with all-caps rage by Rachel Brewson”

I get so sick of this old left wing talking point. The so called “chicken hawks” all had valid reasons for why they did not have the privilege of serving their country in Vietnam:

They drafted women in the 60's???

Yeah, fuck you. She will get the amount of money that she lost from insurance but insurance doesn’t pay you for trauma. Don’t be a cunt.

I can’t even believe people think she’s lying. Why the fuck would any body lie about this? Why the fuck would Kanye leave in the middle of his concert if shit didn’t go down? People’s hatred for this family is absurd. She’s not my favorite person in the world but no one deserves this and she legit could have been…

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has…

This is good to know, but I’m not quite sure why everyone’s so thrilled. It will do NOTHING to his voters. They won’t care.

Return, singular. One filing from the year Jagged Little Pill came out. And Trump will just keep harassing a former beauty queen. If only we could hunt the hunter.

...where you can buy a dog and a gun at the same spot at Maxwell’s!!!

College kids have it so easy these days!

And Maxwell street as “university village”...

That’s LESS than 1/8 of the city, more like 1/25th. We have over 70 neighborhoods. The south side itself is larger than the north side. It’s a shame but the entire image of Chicago is created and dominated by hip, young white people from the north side. They are the ones who get their articles and books published,…

Is that all there is to this city: wearing overpriced down coats and drinking independently-produced growlers and trying to have sex all the time?

How amazing it must be, living in a coastal city. In Chicago, where there is nothing and your only friend is the demonic avatar of winter riding a fixed gear bicycle, you’re lucky if you find an old broken acoustic guitar lying in a trash heap somewhere so you can pluck tuneless melodies next to a space heater until…

I also watched Easy in a weekend and enjoyed seeing my local spots on display (“Hey, that’s local celebrity Paul McGee!”). Swanberg’s Chicago is the Chicago of the upwardly-mobile and educated with some capital to pay $12 for tiki cocktails.