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Haha thanks :D We came up with it after giggling through an especially Pinterest-y mason-jar-and-colored-sand unity ceremony a couple years ago. I don’t know why more people don’t consider it, it’s AWESOME.

I always wanted a unity volcano (you know with baking soda and vinegar), but now I’m thinking LM could cook me up something showier. SHOCK AND AWE, BABY.

Yes to this: “For a lot of my clients, their invitation is the only thing that they will hold on to as a keepsake (other than photographs of course), and it’s the one time they will want to have something custom crafted for them. It’s a family document, not just a substrate for logistics.”

Gotcha haha. I think I was just sort of knee-jerk “well some people who’ve said nasty cat-calling shit to me have not necessarily been physically ASSUMING/have probably had ‘nice’ names like Mike.” Sorry ‘bout that.

Haha, me too. I have a very love/hate relationship with high school in general— I got published more in legit periodicals in HS than I have since!— and I still love some of those girls, but I KNOW those girls.

I would go further and say he’s never been catcalled by someone who made him feel scared. Regardless of size or name.

I realized I’ve been starring your comments on this like I have some skin in the game (ha, pun unintended) but I could never be skilled enough to be an LMT. I just have so many LMT friends that use the terms (as gendered above) and don’t mean it in a “rub-and-tug” sense that I can’t help but be like, yes, THIS. Most…

The two of them are textbook “high school musical/theater girls” all grown-up (and they did make it, but that’s not relevant here). Not the cool prop builders, but the ones who played Abigail in “The Crucible” and Maria in WSS and Marian in “The Music Man” and ran around singing and flailing in the halls.

I can’t be the only person here who read Elizabeth Wurtzel’s “Bitch,” which, while overall not a brilliant book, makes a great case for Hill actually being sexy and powerful AF due to her intellect, albeit somewhat stifled by Bill’s similar ambitions and sort of having to choose which basket to put the eggs in.

Yes. You are totally correct— I forgot what year/month we are in :) seriously haha.

Whenever I hear about this kind of neverending Reagan posthumous fellation, I always think of the card from the movie “Jawbreaker”— you know, “Liz is DEAD. I killed the Teen Dream. Deal with it!” but with “Reagan” instead of Liz.

Deal with it, you guys, seriously. YOU’RE TRUMP PEOPLE NOW.

When I read this news, I whispered to myself, “Clarence must be so lonely.”

Yeah, phrasing like this is kind of crappy— if for no reason other than it makes it sound like better news than it is and the article isn’t much clearer. Still good news! Especially for women in Louisiana who might need an abortion before next year.

(But if I had to provide another reason, it’s because most people…

Right? Literally 3 minutes of making out, 3 minutes of uncoordinated clothing removal, 2-4 minutes of fumbling/”foreplay” and then some awkward flogging and a suggestion you go down on him.

Sigh. I do NOT miss my 20s/working in the restaurant industry.

I’m sadly right with you. The Lord is the exact type of person I had an affinity for when utterly schwasted. I would, and I know how it would all go down. God, I hate myself but I know myself.

Neither of us would even remember what happened so the NDA would almost be beside the point.

If anything the NDA ensures I will never have to admit I did it to anyone.

Exactly. It’s hard to view almost any of what happened in that case as one might have as it unfolded, without benefit of hindsight or knowledge of what’s now accepted protocol. I remember at the time feeling that the LAPD *could* have tried to “help” things along and strengthen their case by doing terrible, illegal…

I agree. I understand what you mean and I do think it’s better to acquit someone given the circumstances than convict. Like I said, it was a perfect storm. To be honest, I don’t know what I would have done had I been on that jury. I would have had a hard time voting to convict even if I “felt” he was guilty due to the…

I totally hear you. That said, I would really recommend reading some more about the trial and the investigation if you’re interested.

To be honest, the actual evidence does strongly indicate he did it, and (at least to my thinking) beyond a reasonable doubt. In this specific case, his legal team was amaaaazing and the…