If my babcia were still alive she would ADORE “Closer.” And I just texted my little brother, who is really kind of overachieving, to tell him that Judge Judy was an “unremarkable law student” and look where she is now, so like, relax and fuck law review.

Right? I used to be an assistant and while I appreciate everyone looking out for her, I gotta say Bey is not wrong here. And honestly the assistant knows better haha.

My job was a thousand levels of hell but having my boss brusquely tell me “STOP,” just once, while in a situation like that, would be the absolute least…

I do only work with “domestic” animals— though that has included rats and spiders. I PERSONALLY only have two cats and three dogs (my three rats unfortunately all passed away in the last year). Both of the cats work and, of the three dogs, one has done work in a few different areas but is retired (she’s ten and did…

YES. This was exactly my sticking point too and the most important part of that story— she says that the specimen had been sent to the lab and they said it wasn’t cat hair. They don’t just eyeball it and guess there. If they said it was a tampon, it was a tampon.

I know— and trust me, I’m not offended! I just wanted to provide a little background on some of the things you mentioned.

She’s holding the bottom part of the stool. It just looks weird in this gif.

Well, Tuna sometimes gets cranky. The cats get full meals in addition to the treats during the show, though— it’s important to emphasize that.

I used to be the assistant. :D I’m not the one in the gif. But I did get a message a couple hours ago from the one who’s leaving, asking what the hell she’s going to do with all the resumes she’s gotten since this went viral.

Related: I hate the “Kurt wrote ‘Live Through This’” rumors. I mean, firstly, their lyrical styles (and even their musical styles) are very obviously different (oh, what, his songs and her songs both have a CHORUS??? OMG that’s obviously proof!). Secondly, I think Love is kind of a shitshow of a human outside of her…

I have a question, assuming you are being honest in your entire comment— WHY?

Like, for example, my greatest (reasonable-ish) fear regarding my safety or freedom is, like, getting in a really bad car crash. Likely? No, but it could happen out of nowhere, and I would have no control over it. And it could, literally,…

“It’s like story time in kindergarten.”

Whenever I ask for a Diet Coke in a restaurant and the server asks, “Is Diet Pepsi okay?” I make a face and yell, “NO, IDIOT.”

“And how he wants an audience out of nowhere for twenty minutes at a time because he thought of a funny name for a superhero.”

*screams* Yeah! I just started Glossybox three months ago (after having cancelled Birchbox and a couple others a year ago) because I heard that/it seemed like they were really great. The literal only thing I won’t and don’t use is nail polish, especially if it’s in some basic pink, and I’ve gotten exactly that three…

“We follow JDM who is big on tipping those who serve you, so we felt bad that we couldn’t tip our servers - especially in what was supposed to be a christian environment.”

What denomination is this??? I’m going to go to all the restaurants I worked at and hand these out to the tables on Sundays. PRAISE THE LORD INDEED.…

Serious q: what’s so bad about the Finger? He seems to be...about as good and/or good at “tone” as most writers here. I mean (at the “risk” of never being ungrey on Jez hahahaha), I have had waaaayyyy more issues with the things Jia and Jane Marie are writing or saying lately despite loving them for a long time— and I…

Ha, yes and no. Without saying much (NDA, yay!) I was involved with the shooting of one that hasn’t aired yet and may not— hard to say right now. The other people I was working with are still theoretically involved with it, though, and I get to hear their complaints about the process as well, still :D I can say it…

Right. ...Maybe I didn’t make this as clear as I intended to, but it definitely, obviously, does not fit the legal definition of “false imprisonment.” What I was saying was that, colloquially speaking, it’s very close (“FEEL like”).

I mean, I get that they legally COULD, but given the extreme (for a TV show!) gaslighting going on, and what I personally know of shooting a reality show, I’m willing to bet that they didn’t FEEL like they could leave, and would have been surrounded with production trying to convince them not to had they exercised…

This is the type of thing baristas NEVER tire of hearing.