Oh my god, I miss that so much.

Okay, now you're really freaking me out, do you know you're on Jezebel? :D

Is it worth watching? I liked the book well enough.

I suppose that's true, but I dunno. Like you said, she's from the UK and I get a very American syntax here, which is arguably a pretty hard thing to fake. Plus, I don't think she's been famous either in the UK or the US for very long? 19-26 is a decently long time to be fairly famous the way this person sounds and I…

What the hell? Do you know where you are? Do you know what Reddit is?

Isn't Rita Ora too thirsty for this descriptor? She's always out, trying to make Rita Ora happen. If anything this is the kind of thing she'd write in hopes someone WOULD think it's Rita Ora.

"We spent most of the time re-watching pointless video" says a lot more about what evidence you personally thought was valuable than the IQ of the rest of the group. Especially if they found it important enough to re-watch; nobody wants to be there longer than they have to.

It does matter, because it means that it's likely made from scratch with fresh and/or higher quality ingredients than the giant jug of ranch from Sysco. Which means it will taste better and may have a more "unique" flavor than something mass-produced and purchased in bulk by seventeen different chains.

This is...crazily enough...my FB photo.

INTERSECTIONALITY:

that is NOT how you use some e-cards at all

I almost cried the first time I read about impostor syndrome. Especially because I have a serious mental illness that I struggled to control for YEARS in addition to that little-girl-reading-the-New-Yorker-brain.

The other thing is that La Mer, at this point, is basically a tried-and-true classic if you can afford it. Could spend less if you wanted to, but La Mer money to Martha is like Cetaphil money to me.

I don't know if I've changed or if Martha has (let's face it, probably a bit of both), but the older I get the more I goddamn love her. I'm not a very "crafty" or I guess designery person, but I love hosting and a well-put together type of thing and I am...somewhat intense about time management and organization.

Yeah, I mean, my experience hit basically all of the "Don't"s that are listed in the article. :D

It's super common among couples with girls like Bristol for the dude to "treat her to a manicure" close to the day of the question so that her photos look their best. I know like ten couples who have done this.

*high five* samesies.

The other thing about being "gifted"—I was the child in this example, the ones whose parents TELL THEM their IQ, tell them how bizarrely and awesomely smart they are— is that it really doesn't matter. Not the "being placed in classes that will help them succeed/play to their interests part"; that, of course, will help…

I took the joke quiz the other day and unsurprisingly got Kanye. (I knew.) I told my SO he was Kim and he was NOT HAVING IT. I was like, "Kim's underrated! She's awesome!"

BREE SUMMERS. :D