American jurisprudence, where even the deplorable can lawyer up, is a comforting thing.

Big Ditto.
Carol still retains in heart that pure untainted love from childhood…

I recall, as a child in the 70's,
eating in a diner with my family.
It was night.
From a booth seat, out the window i peered,
at an angle it was, but still quite visible:
that drive-in movie screen across the road a spell
glowing with hardcore pornography.

Down in the park where the machmen meet
The machines and play 'Kill-by-numbers'
Down in the park with a friend called 'Five'
I was in a car crash or was it the war?
Well, I've never been quite the same
Little white lies like I was there
Come to Zom-Zom's, a place to eat
Like it was built in one day
You can watch the humans…

What’s your name?
Puddin Tang
Ask me again and I’ll tell you the same…

…Yes sexy hombre costume. Glad.

…although some couples will still do the bone/butthole dynamic duo.

Life's too shit for that short man…

After that he's going to change his name to Billy Sausage.

…Silly boy ya' self-destroyer. paranoia, they destroy ya'
self-destroyer, wreck your health
destroy friends, destroy yourself,
The time device of, self-destruction
lies, confusion, start eruption
paranoia, they destroy ya…

American exceptionalism will find a way…especially if BVM Madonna helps the singin' one with this righteous oral pleasuring…

…with no loving in our souls and no money in our coats,
you can't say we're satisfied…

Hot fresh smokin' ribs provided much needed proteins for the long journey ahead…

How low is low?
So much farther to fall for those who fall forever…

The logistics of this mass fellatio and cunnilingus offer seem insurmountable.
Are we sure something hasn't been lost in translation?
Perhaps it really is more of a:
Madonna promises oral sex to Hillary Clinton,
if people vote.

…and so he finally took down his Jeff Spicoli poster?

His dislike of blue milk, love of bar-b-que, and need for wanderlust made that experience a happy one…

Sandsabers offer the worst of all possible worlds…

Indeed, this insight is a living gift beyond compare, a precious treasure beyond rational comprehension; truly, this blossoming golden age in which we dwell shines brighter than wars or stars…

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