Aw man, poor Justin. If you know him like Canada does, you can see how fake all these smiles are today. This is not his genuine happy face. What a shitty day for him, having to gladhand all these douchebags for the sake of the nation.

Marrying KKK members, especially high-ranking ones, is probably also highly correlated with sadistic and violent behavior.

It was obviously a shot gun wedding.

Why....did they bring guns to a wedding rehearsal?

Are... are you fucking with me?

I just zoned out imagining Trudeau beating the shit out of Trump while yelling about feminism and refugee’s rights. I think I just achieved Nirvana.

This is new money rich people wedding behavior. Old money just sends piercing lasers of thought-hate at each other through their eyeballs and the newlyweds embark on a life of emotional distance, then after the ceremony everybody gets letters from lawyers.

care to elaborate? I mean, I hope it wasn’t really a full on disaster, but, at least in my experience, anything involving threatening violence on the clergy tends to be a good story.

Apparently a last chance to air out the crazy before the binding vows.

I agree with everything you wrote, except I think this *will* go well. Trump likely admires Trudeau’s celebrity and approval ratings, but, Trudeau’s celebrity is foreign and niche, so doesn’t need to threaten Trump in any way. I doubt Trump will see past the flattery and civility, because I don’t think it serves his…

And I thought it was bad when my dad threatened to punch the priest at my rehearsal dinner. I now realize we were rank amateurs in the wedding fiasco game.

Could you imagine how much PPV revenue a boxing match between those two would generate?

He inherited a lot of his dad’s traits, and Pierre laid down for no one

Oh, it wasn’t criticism, it was sincere. He was terrible, but I still feel a little sympathy for any human who’s married to a violent sadist.

Trudeau taught drama at a private high school. If he was a halfway decent drama teacher (and by most reports he was a rather good teacher) he can handle Trump’s bullshit no problem.

Bradley’s parents are assholes and Amy’s better off. She should get to keep the ring too, since it looks like Bradley chose his stake in the family business over her.

I’d like to take this moment to thank the universe for allowing me to be born into a family that is not completely and irrevocably insane. I consider it the single greatest gift I have ever received.

This is why rich-people marriage shouldn’t be legal in the US.

Don’t worry, Congress has looked into this thoroughly. They would like to note that Trump ran with an (R) after his name, so everything is fine by them.