wow. today i learned. that’s fascinating and disturbing.

I have major resting bitch face. I recently had to renew my passport, and re-took my picture because in the first I looked like an international assassin completely bored with her life of killing foreign dignitaries, so she may have to go off script and kill someone just for fun. Not really a look that will get me…

We all have friends like this. They are exhausting. I’ve semi-ghosted both of mine.

she always tells her boyfriend/husband what I actually think about them (why?!)

She makes nuns die, too.

*Looks at has his terrible diet, those awful tans, and that wacko doctor he has*.....yea she must’ve never imagined he would last as long as he has.

Me too! That was my first reaction after watching the video! My parents bought their house in 1996 for $150k and similar but smaller houses in their neighborhood have all been selling for $800k-1m in the past few years. And their neighborhood isn’t even one of the most expensive in New Orleans right now.

I actually find that super plausible. Based on some of the marketing out there a high percentage of the really good marketers may very well be sociopaths...

I’m honestly annoyed even by those “I ate your Halloween candy...JUST KIDDING!” videos. I mean, why would you think it’s funny to mess with your child’s trust in their parents?

Look, even if this shit had been nothing but actual pranks, that’s still an evil thing to do to your child. Your kid should never, ever feel tricked by you. On purpose. For your amusement.

It’s probably this

If someone is lying when there is really no reason for something like this, you know that this is not the first time and probably not even the biggest lie they have told.

That’s what he loves about models, he gets older, they stay the same age.

I know several couples who split up shortly after their second or third child was born because it turns out that when someone begrudgingly agrees to have another child, their concerns around having said child can turn into resentment. Being on separate pages re: kids is a tough, tough thing to work through and bring…

Holy shit, you’re so right about the bad Yelp reviews.

I’m actually surprised that a beauty blogger with a following didn’t expect more freebies from the photographer than just the last $125. And then there’s this gem the bride tweeted about choosing her wedding photos:

Bet you hit that nail on the head.

a) Went way overboard on wedding costs and months down the road were trying to undo the damage by refusing to pay for anything they could manage to

I went through this being a foster parent. Her lawyer probably told her that if she acts like she wants to see her kid it will look better for her criminal charges. In my state, as long as the child’s parents haven’t been stripped of their rights, they have 20 days to object to any foster home placement, forcing CPS…

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.