Now what if it’s something that’s developed over time? My husband gets this tingly thing with bananas, mangoes and...apricots? I think.

“His pubes are curly and friendly”

Same goes for cats. Get a shelter cat not an over bred unhealthy one like Persiana.

I’d be an old oak stump because I am short, fat and will be in the way for years to come because I’m hard to remove.

Becoming? We’ve been corrupt as fuck for ages down here.

Omg something good out of NC! This is so adorable and sweet.

Why do people think it’s ok to assault kids? Just cuz you don’t believe in the hijab doesn’t give you the right to touch a child for doing nothing but sitting in class.

Oh you good! I hate underwear cuz it makes me feel too hot and I can never find a pair that fits right. Some folks find it gross which is why I threw in that disclaimer to stop any arguments lol

I go commando unless I’m on my period, so it’s like...shiiiit. I have to run to the bathroom to clean up. I’ve got to start putting a pair of undies and a pad in my purse.

I’m glad it worked out for y’all.

Don’t feel bad. There are days when I swear I’ve started my period...nope, just a sudden rush of fluid for no particular reason.

I was sorta Gothish in high school, and I either freak out or amaze kids claiming to be Goth, and former Goth people.

My best friend and I used to get each other a little flower for Mother’s Day. (I say used to because we’re not longer friends.)

My aunt and uncle are first cousins. Still not as creepy and weird as this.

Many white Southerners can tell you personally that it pays to hide the accent. I’m not shocked at the truth of this lady’s quote. Growing up down here means open, blatant racism and stupidity, and hearing white people belittle black people for their way of speaking on a daily basis. Yeah it does pay to sound white…

I get that a lot too. And I’m a woman, so when I do say something about how to fix a truck or some other mechanical thing, I get extra looks. Apparently I’m not supposed to know how to put oil in my car or what shocks are...

I kinda figured as much for some of it, except for some of it it’s not about pain, it’s simply not being able to lift due to weakness. I can’t pick up 200lbs of anything right now. Give me a few and I’ll happily sling it around.

Seems like it. Except no spinach at all. Doesn’t mix well with vodka.

It makes you stronger too! My flabby ass can barley curl a 20lb bar with both hands. After a few drinks? I can curl a 100lb man with no problem. Other than giving him motion sickness...

Don’t forget sweet potato pie. The way my grandmother made hers, it always came out brown with some burnt bits on top...but the taste? There’s a reason she has to make 4 even though there’s only 8 people that want to eat it. We have no shame in stealing a whole pie and hiding it.