Good god that’s a lot of youngins. I’m so happy for this family. This is why I rally for adoption. It’s a life changer and saver and so many children need loving homes.

I’ve said that, or just directed my dog else where away from the person. I’d rather someone get upset or give me a dirty look than risk a bite.

I’m glad you got your shit together and are on a better path.

What SimuLord did was dumb, but I totally understand. When it’s go to work sick and risk making others sick or losing your job and therefore your house and shit...it’s a hard choice to make.

In North Carolina specifically, and it many other states. You’re right that you petition a judge, but after that, sign away. I even Googled it to double check myself. What the legal site says is long and complicated, but in reality, it’s simple. I’ve never heard that it’s got to be a mutual thing between the parents.

No...I mean you can literally sign a piece of paper stating you terminate your rights and want nothing more to do with the child. All it takes is a trip to the court house, talk to a social worker, and boom, done.

My biggest beef is don’t fucking approach the dog just because we’re out and she’s wagging her tail...and if the dog ignores you, please move on. Don’t insist on pettings.

Actually men can terminate their parental rights and not have to do a damn thing, no money, no nothing. Maybe if you actually took the time to learn about these things, you wouldn’t sound so stupid.

I would love to have more protein heavy recipes that are vegetarian/mostly vegan without the inclusion of soy products...soy is nasty and it’s shit for the environment when grown large scale. It’s as bad as cotton.

White women are the worst about falling for shit like this. I don’t want to disparage anyone, but goddamn how much stupider can you get?

My husband has informed me that the chili in a bun with no dog is in fact an actual thing. A disgusting thing, but a thing.

Can you catch electric gonorrhea, the noisy killer?

Yep it’s a hose pipe. And I wouldn’t put it past people to fuck with you lol. It’s especially fun to do with non Southerners. Something about our way of speaking lures people into thinking we don’t have much going on upstairs. So why not take advantage of it?

Up here it’s all way too sweet, at least to me. Then again, I’m the kind of person that happily takes swigs from the cider vinegar bottle because it’s tasty.

Hey I live in Gaston county, lol. I’ve never heard of that kind of chili dog. When I see it served up, it’s got a hot dog with chili. Mind you it’s gotta be hot dog chili, not eating chili. Apparently there is a difference.

North Carolina native here. Livermush is always fun to explain to non natives. It’s so delicious, but tends to gross people out if you know how it’s made.

That’s my fear. My husband wants a weapon for home defense, and I”m all “What if it’s someone innocent? Or a cop and I go to prison?”

In many hunting supply stores you can find body wash, sprays and all kinds of stuff to kill the human smell. Hubby had some once and it smelled faintly of forest dirt and leaves. I personally loved it. It smelled like fresh outdoors and was much less offensive than any perfume or shampoo I’ve used and smelled.

I’m American. If I can reach out and touch you, you’re too close. I live in the South where it’s sacrilege to not want to smell Granny’s Polident when she’s talking to you...old people are the worst space invaders.

Good luck! It fucking sucks to be in our position.