Fucking hell NC. I really hate my state somedays. I live in a city next to Charlotte. I’m dreading the day Gastonia starts rioting because we ain’t nearly as classy as Charlotte and it won’t be pretty. I won’t blame a soul if it happens.

Fat fella looks uncomfortable...but I think he’s happy to be included. Dogs are so patient and sweet...to me it usually seems they don’t mind being uncomfortable a bit if it means being with their people.

Viagra. Charge extra for male only medical exams like prostate and ball check ups.

I do that with mine sometimes. I have 9 cats, so feeding time is...a challenge. If I’m bored and they’re restless, I scatter food on the (clean) floor and make clucking noises because they look like a bunch of fat fuzzy chickens pecking for food.

Shredded cheese is the best for this since they all come running when I…

Have you ever seen Top Gear (UK)? They had a Vietnam special. In the American airing of this episode, they played ‘Born in the USA’ for the back up bike’s intro because the original version had the Star Spangled Banner playing. This bike was painted as an American flag...it was ugly as hell. It was the bike the guys…

That is neat. I’ve never heard of an antibacterial sink, which is why I was like wtf magic is this made of????

What is your sink made of? Certain metals have antibacterial properties.

Other than that...wtf? Antibacterial sink??

I’ve met folks who won’t eat produce that wasn’t perfect, and it baffles and annoys me. I grew up eating out of a garden where sometimes you get funky looking veggies; bruises, bits of mold that comes off with the skin, bites missing from where the bugs got it...it always tasted perfectly fine and never made me ill.

Yep. They were delicious, just funny looking with a bit of a weird texture, lol.

I never cared about preheating. I’ve put in cakes and brownies before the oven was done preheating and never had an issue. I’ve had a few fallen flat cakes, but that was because I forgot my leavening ingredients...

Practice! I never use a timer in the kitchen because stoves and ovens can vary, so I’ve learned to rely on my own judgement. Same no matter what I’m cooking. I’ve had help learning tricks and shortcuts, but mostly practice. And screw ups. I royally screwed up making cheese sauce a couple of times when first…

Sports drinks are good for someone with hypoglycemia who insists on working out in the heat and sweating their balls off...

Also wear undies when you’ve been having stomach issues for the past two days.

My best friend and I would do that. On the phone, together in public restrooms...we didn’t care. We also used to sit on the bathroom sink at home while the other took a pee because we didn’t want to stop whatever conversation we had.

I’m closing in on 30 and I’ve noticed that if I drop a particularly amusing/creative swear around teens (15-18), they freaking adore me...They go from clammed up ‘cool kids’ who can’t say two words to me to giving me their life story after I say something like ‘you feking shitcock, quit being stupid’...

I keep seeing folks say cut calories. I just want to add be careful doing that. For me personally, I can’t just eat less. I have to change where I get my calories. Instead of Cheetos, I ate a salad or cheese and crackers. Instead of cookies, I ate peanut butter on a bagel.

I’ve done it... to me it’s always been a sort of ‘that was awesome and my brain is too fried to think of how to properly say how much fun I had, so hey...’ Depends on tone, I guess?

My hubby and I were lucky enough to have a couple of extra people join us for sexy times this past week...

Are there any of these that aren’t stimulants? If I drank a cup of strong coffee, I won’t be able to do anything for yawning and being sleepy...

Oh what’s the big deal? When they start loading up model trains with dope and running them across the boarder, then we worry.