If your white ass doesn’t have pink parts, what hope do the rest of us have!

It is rather shocking. I remember the couple of months past giving birth and looking at my junk and going ‘wtf happened here?!’ Never mind the texture, the color! No one told me everything would darken with pregnancy.

EOs are great, and when I have them, I use them to make myself feel better. Peppermint oil is great for tooth pain! I’ve heard certain ones can kill mold, and I really want to look into that. We have a mold issue around here (the joys of living in the South), and I’d love to use something a little less harsh than…

It may have. They have fat tissue in them like the rest of you. I’ve also been pregnant (had a c-section), which impacted mine. Between the weight change and that, mine have changed a bit.

I’ve had requests to trim them, which is fair enough...if I’m not getting laid on the regular, my pubes tend to get crazy, lol.

I’ve gotten made fun of it all to my face before, and behind my back. Grown fucking men have had the nerve to belittle what my genitals look like AFTER I was stupid enough to have sex with them. I seriously need a new social life. My sex life is shot to piss (not because I’m not sweet and pink, just random crap), but…

I really do. And I have.

Oh my god I just had to be around a bunch of fuckwits like this the other day...I know they’re fuckwits cuz they’re my family and I grew up with them...

There’s a website dedicated to showcasing a variety of vulvas, and it’s awesome. I can’t remember what it was.

In some cases, women have such big/saggy labia they do cause pain in every day life. I can understand getting that fixed. Mine get pinched on occasion by my clothes, but it doesn’t affect my day to day life.

Pretty much. I did finally learn a decent come back when a guy complains a girl is ‘loose’. Her vagina isn’t too big, your dick is obviously too small. Vaginas can adapt to (nearly) any size penis...you’re pretty much stuck with your penis.

My husband is kinda the same way, but he’s getting better.

Oh man the dark thing...I’m white, and I have fairly dark labia and nipples and areolas. I figured all that came from my Native American ancestors...I’ve got dark hair and eyes too, so it makes sense my stuff would be darker than say a blond woman’s.

I think that would qualify as a medical necessity. Big breasts can be painful in so many ways.

Mine have gotten a little saggier as I’ve gotten older. But I’ve also yoyoed in my weight, and yes, pussy lips (both sets) can change shape just like the rest of you! Pregnancy can cause changes too, and I’ve been through that along with the weight issues.

Hooray, I’m not alone. I hate reading aloud. I don’t consider myself a top notch writer. I’m decent, and many people have enjoyed my stuff.

My husband and I were talking about this the other day. It started out as ‘don’t judge someone by their looks’ because the shabbiest person can be pretty smart sometimes. Everyone is smart/intelligent in different ways.

Mine used to be feral...the ‘wildest’ of the bunch, the one who doesn’t like much anyone besides me and hubby is sleeping on the couch, where he’s been all night.

A big one is not everyone has the same circadian rhythm. Mine is totally backwards, and it blows. Nothing is open at night, night jobs (around here) are scarce and dangerous, and it’s hard to get shit done. My neighbors would be pissed if I mowed the lawn at 3am.

This is one of my biggest fears. My husband has a congenital heart issue, and he’s hypoglycemic. His sugar has crashed in his sleep before, and if I hadn’t been awake and noticed and made him eat, he could’ve easily died.