Too lazy to change his Facebook pic to the Spanish flag, I guess.

Even Schindler’s List 2: Electric Boogaloo?

I don’t want to brag, but I am an absolute savage in the immediate vicinity of an 8 foot rim. I’ll never get into heaven after the things I’ve done.

You don’t roll up in your regular ride when you’re about to commit a senseless homicide. You get a car that you can ditch quickly and walk away from clean.

Dad?

*Tim Duncan. Goddam edibles.

50s NBA: Essentially allstar pickup teams and some other guys who knew the rules of the game.

Jokes on you. I wasn’t there because I don’t have enough money.

Economic capitalist “liberalism” is modern conservatism. Social democratic regulation and strict control, and even direct interference, in free market capitalism is standard for any modern liberal. Saying “I am a Classical Liberal” is code for “I believe in the liberal ideas of 150 to 250 years ago” - which disagree…

“Robert Mays, I’m a writer at Grantland.com and with me is, Bill Barnwell?!”

He almost dropped it, but the ball managed to find its way into his Hanigan.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

I hear Atlanta has a stadium they’re not using.

I know this isn’t you guys specifically, but is there any chance Kinja on mobile will ever be made to load all at once instead of incrementally loading ads at weird random intervals that consistently make me try to click on one thing only to have the page suddenly jump down and cause me to click on something else?

Askin…

Or that it’s Sucks’ Dick that is Just In?

Have we ruled out the possibility that Dick is whom he is sucking?

At the end, you can clearly see he says “To Blave”— which means “to bluff”

"I thought you died alone, a long long time ago" sang Cobain, who died alone, a long long time ago.

"I'm still alive," Eddie Vedder once sung. And so he is.

Hmm... I heard Shawn Kemp was Sonic Youth's original name.