Vitaman R has its place too

Wait, no one got hit in the head or lost a finger? I though this was going somewhere.

I have that exact Kobalt set. Ya know the stupid thing? You need a fucking Allen wrench to tighten them when they loosen up and it’s not possible with the set you have. So you are forced to buy a second set. Fucking Kobalt.  

“Imma slap you with my wallet”

Do it whenever. You’re a hopeless cynic, so it’s going to be more expensive than you desired and no one will show up anyway.  

The relationship probably lasted a few years, right? I’ve always thought the size of the rock (or extravagant engagement story) is reverse proportional to the ultimate length of the relationship.

Remind me again. When did Star Wars jump the shark?

This was the Seahawks coaching staff giving a middle finger to the Rams and all their (successful) trick plays over the last few years.

Another fun fact about Rick Fox: he looks exactly like my best friend’s dad.

You don’t deadspin much do you? Also, the story was from ESPN and linked to from here.

Don't ruin the joke. The joke at all costs!!

Watching a sex scene with a bunch bros, then watching Tom’s beautiful balls and Gronk crushing it.