I love that feeling of preening superiority when I criticise someone else’s grammar usage. Isn’t it great? Aww man, so good. It’s like relaxing in a warm bath of smug bubbles. Smubbles. Mmmmmm.

Fun fact, the Judge is right but only by a coincidence. The founding fathers always intended to write that protection into the constitution but then John Adams started looking at Button Gwinnett in that way and then the whole meeting turned into this 8 way Daisy-Chain with pantaloons and bi-focals strewn about…

It’s a sad but true fact that when Scott Walker massively reduced funding to the University of Wisconsin system, one of the first things to be cut from the budget was the Female orgasm.

That’s the kind of dedication I’ve come to expect from Lucille 2.

No. I remember George Carlin introducing Janis Ian on SNL. But the juxtaposition made me wonder what Hills could teach Miley. :)

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He’s becoming the “Bloody Mary” of the the movement. Just keep repeating “I believe in Feminism” while staring (non judgmentally) in a mirror and *blam*

it does get better. I actually got a depression skeleton (a full size halloween skeleton you can move into various poses). I’m not that great at expressing my feelings (working on it!) so I’d form skellybones into the gesture and expression I was feeling. it was really goofy, but I made myself laugh, and when I’d look…

Hey, FP:

That’s what people say about me when I pop in unannounced.

I was looking for a gif that would appropriately convey how stupid this movie will be, but I accidentally found this treasure instead.

I love that your basis for going to see a movie is whether your dad has previously met the lead character.

This is not so far from the truth. I’ve tried explaining wine tasting fees and policies to people (five years in the wine industry), and I’ve literally been told they’re not interested. So that’s always fun when they order twelve flights and are shocked they have to pay for them when they didn’t buy any wine.

Tipping is the worst thing about America.

Have you considered the reason you’re unpopular is because you’re entirely full of shit? Because I’ve worked a significant number of 6-hour shifts (most serving shifts tend to be around 6 hours, unless you’re working a double) and made $30 due to lack of business.

My guess on what really went down:

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

Topical!

I hope he gets rated honestly on Peeple by all his acquaintances.