Probably the Defenestrations of Prague.

This story is awful but I love the word ‘defenestration’ so I was happy to see it used when applicable.

I am more curious to know at what point in the history of the english language was there enough throwing of things out of windows to necessitate the need for a word that means “to throw something out a window”.

I doubt it, one doesn’t get postpartum psychosis mere moments after having a baby. I think whatever mental illness she has is probably similar to whatever causes women to murder their newborns - it’s a mix of pregnancy denial (to herself as well) and a weird sort of fugue state where they don’t think what they are…

It also explains why I find myself covered in glitter when visiting the capital.

What the hell kind of strip club does Mike go to where you can force random people to pay for your lapdance?

To do the science on this though, we would have to study elephants in elephant houses with windows. It is unfair when the window isn’t an option.

“Washington: It’s a strip club,”

Cunning linguists are hawt.

I mean, you don’t even need a ceremony or burial, you just need to not throw it out a window.

Well, there goes my “Bundled Red Candles and a Clock” centerpiece idea.

I’ve never felt such strong indifference towards any celeb match up.

And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

What the actual fucking shit is this, even? The Pope isn’t even sorted into the same House as whatever bullshit sect Kim Davis belongs to. She’s a fame-whore whose 15 minutes are really dragging out.

HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS

There is no “too many times” when it comes to Princess Protection Program.

I kind of turn a blind eye to refried beans at Mexican places and don’t ask how it’s cooked because technically if you eat pork by mistake it’s not really a sin, so I just assume the refried beans are cooked in some kind of vegetable oil.

As someone who had to read ingredients labels at the grocery store back in the 80s and 90s (nowadays, less companies use lard), let me just say thank you for pointing it out to people, even if some were stupid and didn’t realize it was still pork.

i recently read a blurb about a video i wasn’t able to watch (i’m so well informed) about high school students not knowing where food comes from. apparently not everyone even knows that milk comes from some sort of mammal. at least you you knew that much, right?

A fresh baguette, or a day old one?