We’ve all had our personal injuries: rug burn from college when we were dumb enough to have sex on the carpet, that time we had beard burn in a friend’s wedding party pictures because we met a hot guy that weekend, the uncomfortably “well-endowed” partners, the positions that required varsity level gymnastics, losing…

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

Someone suggested Drake in the streets and Aubrey in the sheets. I suggest this as a mental palate cleaner

I think it’s a sign that too many ungrayed commenters have left for greener pastures, and it’s time to ungray a new batch *WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE*

That poor fucking kid. He must’ve been so proud of what he made and to have his efforts met with such racist suspicion is heartbreaking. He sounds like a great student and every teacher involved in this mess should be thoroughly ashamed.

It taught us many things - appropriate behavior in stores, the defensiveness people have about donuts, and the fact that babies really will stick anything into their mouths if you don’t watch them.

Ugh I know it’s not your fault but I hate when people call women trying to be sexy young girls “Lolita” because it’s the exact fucking opposite of what Nabokov wrote.

Also, I have no idea why that is bolded. Kinja will be the death of me one day, I swear.

if you can’t beat em, Steinem

White Zin is like the Kool-Aid of wine.

How about this hot take, men of the world.

WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE MEN WHO CAN’T GET LAID!

WHO WILL WATCH THE WATCHERS

College Republicans. These people will listen to anyone who validates their worldview.

The mother herself is sexualizing her toddler in this instance. That’s the problem. This isn’t “Carefree kid running around in undies at the lake” this is a publicity stunt to get more people to take sexy pics of the topless mother/daughter duo and that IS WEIRD

I actually cried.

I have a KAZOOOOOS! story.

I worked at a sushi restaurant in Fort Collins during my latter college years. It was owned by Chinese people, but of course everyone just assumed they were Japanese.

One day it was taking a very long time for sushi to go out (hahah jk that was every day) and the patriarch of the family I was serving said, “God, you’d…