I would prefer that he put a few more of these under his belt. Then he and I could talk. . .

I would be like “This is STILL the Nigerian scam! WTF, people! Are you even paying attention?” in all my answers.

I thought about this!! I also wondered if School House Rock had covered nuclear weaponry.

I want to ask what a clue is meant to be, but then I feel dumb for not just getting it.

Drinking well rye alone should have been grounds for arrest.

I work at a music venue and had some dude call about renting one of our concert rooms for his shitty show. After I told him we didn’t rent our room and that even if we did, that particular date was already booked, he didn’t believe me and asked to speak to the manager. I informed him that the manager couldn’t help him…

I don’t know. Thanks to that algorithim, on the AV club I now know there’s a microparticulate filter mask that looked like it was knitted by a tribe high in the Andes (article about Burning Man). I didn’t know I wanted it, but better to be safe than sorry when civilization inevitably collapses. Plus it’ll keep your…

Now that I know the title, I’m sure I can lay my hands on it somehow.

The Bloggess’ book, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened apparently comes up if you search on Amazon for “giant dildo.”

Yep, that’s our fun prank menu.

My fiancee and I are in the same boat. We’ve been engaged for 2.5 years now. Not one single plan has been made (not even a date). Every time we even remotely begin to think about it we stress out and just can’t do it anymore. I think eventually we will just randomly elope one day. Neither of us has it in us to either…

Remember when Jeb Bush and Scott Walker were going to be the Republican front runners and Trump was just some side-show that was going to fizzle and burn within a few weeks?

G’day, muppet. ;)

A few nights ago, one of my Papa Johns co-workers fell down as he was about to put a pizza in the oven. Amazingly, he still got the pizza into the oven even as he was falling down. It was pretty remarkable.

Look on the bright side, it could have been “What’s New Pussycat”?

Waffle House, you say?

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.