I guess there are people of every race and nationality who suck? Sorry!

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

I grew up on a farm and we raised sheep so I do know about sheep.

That picture is like looking at some generic Dollar Tree Full House knockoff. Like something my grandmother would have bought me for Christmas.

Plenty of people are doing that—just not the feminists. If this story was on Gawker, a good half the comments would be from male posters saying thing like, “Lucky kid,” and lecturing the feminists telling them that this is rape that they're just hysterical feminazis.

Hahaha I love that! My mom’s maiden name is - no joke - Loser. Pronounced “low-sure.” She played a lot of sports growing up and had to deal with constant taunting. And my grandpa was all offended when my uncle added an I to his last name to avoid all that for his own kids! Side note: my mom was also almost named Gay.…

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!

Those Iowa people! Always so damn kind.

this is a pretty good description of my social skills IRL

Maybe it was so he could study the tapes to improve his performance. You know, like football coaches do. Game analysis, you know?

Valar Dohaeris

When moving things into your new place, designate an area (like the living room or bedroom) to keep uncluttered and unpack first. Then you will have a place to sit and de-stress away from all of the boxes, which is a major help for anxiety. My MIL set up the bedroom while we moved boxes into the house, and it felt…

That's the thing, though. If you're a responsible gun owner, you store your weapons unloaded, locked up, and separate from your ammunition. So if you're going to have a gun for personal protection, your would-be home invader better be loud and in absolute slow motion.

Only if it’s kept in a monogrammed thermos.

I’m not sure what your screen name means but I have a mad craving for 1 of 31 flavors of icecream.

That’s a fictional motion picture created for your entertainment. I am talking about real life.

I once dropped an entire tray of champagne flutes. In an art gallery entrance hall. While working the birthday party of a minor celebrity, which was attended by many other minor/local celebrities. Who all stepped over me as I picked up the remnants.

“...because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know”

No, but you have to understand that a majority of police departments don’t have the funds to buy body cams. Hell most of them don’t have the funds to buy the equipment they need and are forced to use antiquated equipment. So the only way to get them is to apply for federal grants like the Department of Justice Body…