Why is this a problem that's not addressed with the police? I guess the police are only in Police, Alabama.
I think when he wears those leather diaper pants, they really amplify his swagginess.
Please explain how the DK's are remotely misogynistic, and could you also define what an 'all encompassing patriarchy' means. Are only DK shows 'all encompassing', or is the whole world, meaning no one should have sex ever?
Significantly prefer Live Sex than no Jello. There's always room for Jello.
Apparently, they were Too Drunk to Fuck. I'm glad he was able to provide a reasonable alternative in her time of need.
You know how sharks need to keep swimming or they'll die (allegedly, probably an urban legend)? He was like the humping shark, if he stopped humping he would die.
As a college freshman I thought I was hot shit going after a senior RA the first week on campus. I wasn't even attracted to him, but was swept up by all that authority. Oh, the power! One thing led to another, and when things began to get hot and heavy he bent his lips into my ear. My mind raced with excitement. …
I already posted about this once, but... I dated and fucked a guy who would stand up on the bed to switch positions. And that wasn't the weirdest part - he'd keep thrusting. He had a slight belly and serious sexing face, so he looked not unlike an angry bee with his dick as the stinger.
I have slept with so many embarrassing people. I made a lot of poor decisions in my late teens/early 20s. I lost my virginity to a 16 year old drug dealer when I was 18. And then I slept with him again a couple weeks later because I thought it might make me feel like it was a thing and not just a truly horrible idea.…
Wait till they discover that Jews aren't imbued with the power to cast tornadoes.
dont tell me what to do
Back in the late 90s, I was working at a small Christian newspaper and over the four years I stayed there my evangelical Christian boss, became more and more engrossed with demons that infested our workplace. Problems were never just problems, but troublesome demons determined to slow the good work he was doing. For…
I'll actually be celebrating a one year anniversary of my big day of quit on the 13th of this month....it wasn't a job I quit though. I was in a very toxic and emotionally abusive marriage for 19 years, which fueled my hereditary alcoholism....making me pretty damn miserable to the point of going to sleep at night…
I quit a cult and half my family when I was 16. I grew up in the cult. Think Jehovah's Witness, but a bit weirder. I went to this fundamentalist church's private school where I got straight As but was mostly disliked by the other students for being a goody-two shoes. I studied the Bible all the time, was not allowed…
Hm, not that impressive. Two better revenge stories:
Yeah okay bro'hemian.
I didn't see your other comment (and can't seem to find it right this second!) but I am mostly annoyed at a few comments who are like, OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE WOMEN WHO DON'T NEED TO ORGASM, I HAVE 20 ORGASMS A MINUTE or a few that are BLAMING women who don't orgasm for the fact that some men are very lazy about it,…
1. Fetus. There is no baby here.