Lol. Working in an airport is weird

Can I join as well?

Yeah, but they do seem more chill

Lol. I work at Dulles, and everyone thinks we’re jerks for not doing it, and in just like....but va liquor laws

That is exactly how my last flight went. On the upside, dca seems very adept at dealing with still drunk people at 6 am

I always thought it was Horatio

I got really drunk and fell into a tree at a party one time. Just kept talking to the guy I was trying to hook up with like maybe he wouldn’t notice if I acted like nothing happened. He definitely noticed.

You can pry my sour cream out of my cold dead hands. BIg Yougurt is one of the great evils of our time

Um, pretty sure I’ve seen this before

I don’t exactly know why, but I feel deeply unsettled by the phrase “harvested a bear.”

Those are great tips, thanks!

That’s awesome. I’m glad it’s working for you. We actually don’t even have a microwave, which is good since we’re a from-scratch restaurant, but not great for bringing my own meals. I usually have the kitchen make me a salad with lots of.greens, avocado, and chicken breast, and hope for the best

But like, he HAS been involved in politics for decades. He’s not a political outsider. Do these people have Google? Or is there a marked overlap in his supporters and your great aunt who only uses her computer to forward you chain letters and unfounded scare emails about how your pancake mix is going to kill you?

I work at an airport, so I’m unfortunately a bit limited on what I can bring with me. I really should start doing more of that, especially since I have to leave my house at 4 am...if it were preprepped, maybe I’d be more likely to make good choices ..

I posted similarly upthread. It’s weirdly nice to know its not just me, even though I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. I’m on my 4th cup of organic green tea of the day, feeling great, but just had to remind myself that I can’t just drink tea all day instead of eating.

YES. I’m fat now, but still struggle against that compulsion. My grandmother tried to make me do weight watchers online, and within 3 days I had spiraled down to 400 calories/day. It’s actually the reason I keep putting off losing the weight I legitimately need to lose. I don’t want to go down that rabbit hole again.…

I don’t think its fair to characterize it as always, or even often, but I know that I used vegetarianism as a cover for my eating disorder when I was younger. If clean had been a big thing then, I’m sure I would have embraced it.

Or awkward. I have sisters who are 13 and 15, and I constantly battle this adjective

Also, terrible teen movies

One of my employees had to leave early today to get her son, who was ill, and who ate chipotle in MD last night. I scoffed, saying it was only west coast, and 14 year old boys were more likely to have a stomach virus than ecoli. I stand behind the last, but now feel like kinda an asshole. Although she is a world class…