I <3 toothpaste for dinner so much. I used to love mtts, before the format change like a million years ago

Same. Well, not the comforter bit, so not really. But yeah, once was more than enough. I swear by my melatonin now

:-(

Ooh, like, you just started it??? You have so many amazing and confusing things ahead of you

I don’t remember a lot of my weird sex dreams, so this is all I have to give

Totally acceptable.

Even younger! Even creepier!

This is still my favorite seth green. Peak 90s.

Is that cheburashka?

My mother, who does actually swear, will burst out with “jiminy cricket!” When she is really frustrated. That’s when you start edging away, pretending you hear your phone ringing in the other room.

If you can’t get that, get your hands on founder’s breakfast stout from Michigan, a coffee chocolate oatmeal stout. Basically all food groups covered

HOW DO YOU KNOW, YOU WEREN’T THERE

Hate watch all of this with a bottle of wine. It cures all creationist ills.

Well, he asked (via text while I was at work) if we could coordinate our dinner, and...anxiety, I guess. I’d rather go along than risk unpleasantness. I know, it’s stupid, but it just seems easier.

Cerulean and oligarchism

Ugh, so I knew that I would not be able to make it to the big family thanksgiving this year because of work, but then realized that I would have a whole day to myself, house to myself (I’m currently staying with my mom, step-dad, and 3 siblings.) Turns out, step dad is staying here. We do not get along. I have pretty…

I went to the ER alone in the middle of the night once for a broken rib that was a couple days old, but I just got to the point I couldn’t sleep and figured, hey, at least there won’t be a wait at 3 am! They made me talk to a social worker before I could leave because they thought I was a battered woman, sneaking out…

That is my go-to work outfit. Today, maxi skirt, sweater tights, tank top, sweater and wide belt over it all. I think it might have been more comfy thank the pjs I’m wearing now.