Well, true on some points. I can’t have kids, so I’m pretty sad about that at 29, but my siblings are 12,13, and 15. The oldest has a Twitter account, but nothing more.we (my mother and I) watch it and her pretty closely to make sure there’s no bullying.

Oh, God, the angst of trying to find the perfect AIM away message.

Yeah, when I joined it had just opened up to a few non-ivy league schools, and it was weird because you couldn’t actually communicate with people from other schools. Like, unless I’m crazy, for the first few months you couldn’t even friend people from other schools? Can anyone corroborate this?

How many applebuddies does it take to restrain an angry Minnesotan?

I’m so glad, for so many reasons, that social media was in like MySpace infancy when I was in high school.

My mom and I have been doing our own vanilla for years, but we’ve found that bourbon is even better :-) use the airplane bottles, it’s like the easiest hostess gift ever

What really gets me is how anti union he is, in a state with such a (sometimes violently) pro union history. Fuck all the news today. I’m done already.

Those dirty asparagus bastards are going to find a head of cabbage in their bed one of these days

“Still controlled by the Broccoli family” is the best thing I’ve read today.

I love the image of a guy going down in Groucho glasses. I’m also positive that there is porn of exactly thatbuti can’t confirm because I’m at work. Will report back later.

Could be worse. Mine is Russian lit.

I assume you are being satirical, as the monk is one.of.the worst books ever written

[Exit, pursued by a lab tech]

This has gotten really deep in the comments following, but I will say, you were raised in that culture. This is what you know, part of your social identity. Rachel dolezal was not raised by black parents, in a black community. She has not suffered as a result of her skin color, as many of her supposed sisters have…

I had a fantastic, amazing teacher who had a similar experience. I actually had her every year of high school, from honors English to theatre, to AP English. After I graduated, I heard that they decided that she didn’t meet the qualifications to teach theatre, despite her proven student track record plus a near…

Soup, definitely

Hey, so I am basically sending a bottle into the ocean, since I am grey.

I will admit, almost all of my active gun knowledge comes from training on a brown Bess musket, shooting my husband’s 45, and being on the.cannon crew for a 1800s grasshopper cannon

But you’d still have to have one chambered, or you’d dry fire, right?

I think baby pope just made my ovaries explode from cuteness . It’s his first miracle