I was also hoping to avoid being an asshole and pointing out that to fire blanks, you still need a magazine, unless you have a blank round in the chamber. I’m certainly not a gun expert, so I might be wrong. Someone tell me if I am

I worry about your friend choices, between this and your spooky story posts. Need to talk? You sound great, I just worry about your circle.

I literally just texted my fiance, who is temporarily living several hours away, “2 questions: is there weed left, and can we find a stream of this debate tomorrow so I can visit?”

That is literally all of my favorite things

I like how you say “a tuxedo cat,” like it’s not a cat you know and it just showed up to also watch the debate.

Mine aren’t nearly as bad as a lot of the ones so far, but I figure I’ll throw my hat in the ring anyway.

“He came only up to a scratch and sniff pickle” is oddly poetic

It’s like, I always see in movie trailers, “this house has...a history”. NOPE NEXT HOUSE NOT INTERESTED

I just literally lol’d at “Big Anus”

That is the realest thing ariana Grande has ever said. Now I can’t stop imagining an adult baby Eva Peron.

I secretly love that movie so hard

That sounds like a particularly bleak dystopian novel

More importantly, Jewel has 3 books? God I hope one day to meet someone who says, unabashedly, that Jewel is their favorite author

Omg, the paper bag.

This is my favorite comment of the week

All the comments seem to be hitting the salient points, so I just wanted to thank you for the reminder that they’re called applebuddies.

Did they take the bloody sheets off the marriage bed as proof of consummation as well???!?

But she’s flawed if she’s not free!

Jesus, it brings it all back, but it rekindled all the angry fires

Lol, so you’re in Charlottesville then? I’m from rural southeast va and currently live in NoVa